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St. Patrick's Day Vanity: What are you drinking tonight?
Posted on 03/17/2015 3:45:35 PM PDT by goodwithagun
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To: goodwithagun
I’m Irish but sitting here with my coffee...go figure. [Definitely not Starbucks]
To: defconw
Im pretty sure...that Moose Drool is Better than Panther Whizz !
HEY ISNT THAT MRS OBAMAS BEER?
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:24:40 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: mountainlion
Me too. Good old water. No hangovers in the morning and no beer bellies.
To: goodwithagun
What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t walk around thinking he’s Bono.
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:27:32 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: NorthstarMom
This made me laugh hard! LOL!
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:29:09 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
So a guy walks into a bar, and orders three pints of beer.
The bartender tells him that they are not very busy, so he would be able to keep them coming fresh, one at a time.
But the guy explains that his two brothers and he always drink like this, so that it is like they are drinking together, even though they live far apart.
He becomes a regular, and everyone gets to know him and like him.
Then one day, he comes into the bar, and tells the bartender “Just two beers from now on”. There is an awkward silence and some murmuring, but finally the bartender tells him that they all extend their condolences to him.
“Oh, its nothing like that”, he assured him. “I’ve just stopped drinking, that’s all.”
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:31:10 PM PDT
by
BeauBo
To: defconw
Of all the Irish jokes I heard today, it is my favorite :)
To: MeshugeMikey
Moose Drool is from Montana. I guess Panther Whizz is from Kenya?
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:33:21 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
What do you call a muslim with 6 goats? A pimp.
To: goodwithagun
Jimmy-Joe acquired an injury while tap dancing. He broke his ankle when he fell in the sink.
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:35:39 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:36:34 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: freedom6178
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:36:43 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: taxcontrol
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:36:48 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: taxcontrol
Customer: “Could I be trying on that dress in the window?” Shopkeeper: “I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.”
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:39:29 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
To: defconw
Yes Panther Whizz is the Tradtional Ale of Kwanzaa... in Mrs Obamas Husbands Home Country of KeeeeenYuh
Its also rather popular In Indonesia..and of course at all recent Democrack Caucuses
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:39:47 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: defconw
To: goodwithagun
I’m drinking a glass of ice-cold water. I might have some green tea later.
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:43:36 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: freedom6178
I have more, They get funnier as the evening goes on, at least that's what I have been told! :)
Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty." "That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:44:31 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: defconw
Raising a bud here too. God save Ireland and God save the USA.
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posted on
03/17/2015 4:44:48 PM PDT
by
jocon307
(Tell it like it is.)
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