Paddy is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy’s car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, “Fer the luv ‘o God Paddy, that’s yer air freshener hanging from the mirror!”
ROFL! Hadn’t heard that one before! Nice!
Heard another one:
A Irish man leave the pub after a hard night’s drinking. He walks past a window full of beautiful girls all sitting in a row. Feeling a bit devilish he steps in and starts making a pass at the girls, kissing a few, and groping a few others, each giving him a bit more attention than he thought his looks deserved. So, he speaks up, “What da hell? Why you all so nice ta me? I mean, what’s dis gunna cost anyway?” “Nothing”, says the women in the door, “This is the after hours VD clinic.”