Great Question:If It Was You Facing The Reporter At Memories Pizza,How Would You Have Answered?

[Paladin2]

I would whip out my own video camera and begin the inquisition regarding “why me?” and “who are you?”.

[concerned about politics]

I would have accepted the offer. Taking my own personal urine to make the batter, and the feces from a baby to add toppings to the pizza,

That sort of thing may really start to catch on. Rather than risk a law suit - give them their cake. Just remember to wash your hands afterwords. You won't want to eat with those hands after you make that cake.

[RedMDer]

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[Cowman]

How about “Would you ask that question to a Muslim Falafel maker?

[Zeneta]

Never speak to a reporter-ever.

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That’s very very good advice, unless....

unless you run a small pizza business in a town of 2,000 people and you can somehow get that “report” to go national and someone sets up a gofundme page in your defense and you want to raise a million dollars.

Other than that, Never speak to the media.

[Domandred]

Pretty sure the first thing I would have said is “who the hell caters pizza for a wedding.”

[Salman]

Never talk to reporters, unless you have a paid job that requires talking to reporters.

[hecticskeptic]

How about “ Pizzas for a homo wedding? Why sir, I would highly recommend that they go down the street and buy the pizzas at the homo shop that’s just a couple of blocks over the bridge…. Since everyone who works there is homo, I’m sure all the guests at the wedding would appreciate knowing where the hands have been who made their pizzas.”

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

“Do You Know What A Doosh-Bag Is”?

[sarasmom]

NEVER speak on camera to an uninvited reporter without a media release form giving yourself final edit approval rights!(that means never)

If you feel you must speak, record the entire interview yourself, in it’s entirety.

When you enroll your child in school, do not EVER sign off on any blanket release form, allowing “anyone” to conduct interviews or take photos of your minor child, especially media, absent your permission in each specific situation.

[ExpatGator]

It would have definitely been a great opportunity to light up the reporterette.

[QT3.14]

I'M A FREEPER!!! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!!?

[COBOL2Java]

“You Must Be A Democrat, Only A True Retard Would Ask Such A DumbAss Question”.

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OK, which icon would best be seen saying those words?

Archie Bunker? (Not Caroll O'Connor, Archie):

“You Must Be A Democrat, Only A True Retard Would Ask Such A DumbAss Question”

...or "Red" from "That 70's Show":

“You Must Be A Democrat, Only A True Retard Would Ask Such A DumbAss Question”

[I want the USA back]

They were just trolling. Looking for a place to blame and destroy.
You don’t give them a no answer. You say you have to check the vacation schedule and get back to them. Then you forget to get back to them.

We need to go to ROP places and ask them to do cakes with crosses on them. See what the reaction is.

BTW I never knowingly buy from ROP places.

[struggle]

We’re more than happy to serve weddings with happy people!

[AppyPappy]

Not for $714,000

[Vermont Lt]

The thing is that the average Joe doesn’t realize they can tell any reporter to go pound sand. For some reason they thing a reporter has a “right” to a story.

My wife was a reporter for 25 years. She shakes her head at idiots who get all jacked up because they are on TV.

Just say, thank you but I am not talking about this and walk away.

[American Constitutionalist]

I would have told her the Muslims are not catering to the gays.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

The correct answer, IMHO, would be, “Have you ever thought about becoming a Christian?”

[babbabooey]

“Ask me another stupid question please... I can use another $850,000 donated to my gofundme account.”

http://www.gofundme.com/MemoriesPizza - Amazing! We got your back! Stand up!

- P.S. Can someone please fund my “That’s so Gay Pizzeria” hahahaha!