[ If they put a “sin tax” on meat, I’m going to start eating vegans. Fair warning. ]
Just don’t eat the brain, with their lack of protein in their diets the proteins are all folded wrong and you WILL get Kuru!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29
Not that there is much brain to eat anyways...
***I’m going to start eating vegans.***
If evolution is correct, soon all the vegans will begin to have eyes on the sides of the head as all the prey species do (deer, cows, rabbits, squirrels) so they can see the MEAT EATING predators, who have their eyes looking forward, saying in wait to ambush them.
By the way, are YOUR eyes looking forward, like a MEAT EATER, or on the side of the head like a vegan animal(prey).