Yes, you're right. What with you throwing your feces around slurring me and other Apple users merely because we choose to use a computer and phone you hate. You need help.
Swordmaker's and Kathy's proposed diagnosis for the new IDC-10 addenda:
90210 iOS Munchausen's Apple-Plexy Syndrome (MAPS), The overwhelming compulsion to post negative, judgmental, aggressive, and false commentary on any website thread related to Apple products wherever found, including phobic reaction to projectedv Apple user euphoria. First and subsequent encounters.
This diagnosis applies to you and a couple of other deranged posters on this thread.
I'm traveling the next few days, gonna be scarce.