Posted on 04/24/2015 5:51:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
There is so much going on with the ClintonS money scandals that we need to have popcorn on auto-refill via Amazon.
The ClintonS and Haiti coming up at 9:00 a.m. (CT) on FoxNews with Bill Hemmer & Martha McCallum.
EXERCISE FOR SENIOR CITIZENS
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags . Then try 50-lb potato bagsand eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
(I’m at this level !).
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag......
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My Mommy The Dancer..., a real tear jerker
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, “Well my mother’s an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her under-
wear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your mother?”
No,” the boy said, “She works for the democratic National Committee and is campaigning for Hillary Clinton , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”
She has outdone Zero!
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bttt
Silliness to Everyone and Have a Great Weekend!!!!
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