***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

[Monkey Face]

Here is something FUN on a Silliness thread! Enjoy!

http://blog.theveteranssite.com/flash-mob-vet/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=vetfan&utm_campaign=flash-mob-vet&utm_term=20140912

[bmwcyle]

That’s it!

[PROCON]

[taterjay]

You are right. Animal kingdom is next. Someone will want to be a horse.

[wyokostur]

[Disambiguator]

Blondes have more fun.

[Liberty Valance]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

New Study Claims Eating Bacon May Prolong Your Life

[Idaho_Cowboy]

Makes me glad I see so little money...

[TexasCajun]

T.G.I.F.

[tumblindice]

A professor returned his new chainsaw to the shop where he bought it, complaining bitterly:

“You told me I would be able to saw a cord of wood in a morning with this thing.”
“Well, I worked all weekend—sunup to sundown!—and all I got was a tiny rick and a lot of blisters!”

The owner said, “OK, let’s take it out back and check it out.”
The shop owner flips the switch, primes the Woodboss and stands on its handle.
He yanks its tail.
It fires right up: RIN-YIN-YIN, Rin yin yin yin yin yin .... and then he easily slices a round off a cottonwood log.

The professor is aghast: “What was all that stuff you were doing?”
“And WHAT was all that infernal noise?!”

[the_boy_who_got_lost]

A guy tried robbing me at knife point, luckily I managed to disarm him.

I'd just bought a chainsaw.

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Yesterday, a Lumberjack slipped and cut into his leg with a chainsaw.

He lost a lot of blood, but although they managed to stem the flow, paramedics say he is still not out of the woods yet.

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I got a chainsaw in the mail today.

Now I have to send saws to five other people.


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[the_boy_who_got_lost]

[Overwatcher]

The look on that dog’s face is priceless. Several of us here at work have been laughing so hard we have been crying. Thanks.

[martin_fierro]

[Duckdog]

#2, at least she broke the fall, with her face.

[ex-snook]

Irish Fishing

It was raining hard and a big puddle

had formed in front of the little

Irish pub.

An old man stood beside the puddle

holding a stick with a string on the

end and jiggled it up and down in the

water.

A curious gentleman asked what he

was doing.

‘Fishing’, replied the old man.

Poor old fool, thought the gentlemen.

So, he decided he would invite the old

man to have a drink in the pub.

Feeling he should start some conversation

while they were sipping their whiskey,

the gentleman asked, ‘And, how many

have you caught today?’

‘You’re the eighth.’

[FlJoePa]

Sneezy the Penn State Squirrel (do a google search on her) was busy this week with a little topiary work. Nice job Sneezy.