YOU THINK BEING TRANS-BLACK IS BAD, RACHEL DOLEZAL? WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEM…

Breitbart ^ | 6/12/2015 | James Delingpole

[moneyrunner]

I was born an 18th century Duke with a vast estate, a stable of two dozen hunters, a bevy of mistresses, a summer “nooky house”, more estates in the West Indies (where I can assure you that the workers are all very happy with their lot and address me cheerfully as “Massa Duke, Sir”), a beautiful if slightly remote wife who is related to the King, lots of paintings (especially of me) by Gainsborough and Reynolds, yet I am trapped in the body of a middle-class, middle-aged journalist in ugly, pointless, 21st century Britain.

And it is HELL, I tell you, hell.

[Awgie]

It’s gold Jerry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0qm0KUPeD8

[Joe 6-pack]

I had to do a Venn diagram to figure out who I really am...

[Ueriah]

The biggest irony is that the Left tries to come across as being “the Scientific Party” by backing the global warming I mean climate change agenda, and no one calls them out on the fact they refuse to acknowledge basic biology.

So to your point, sure, if we are ignoring biological facts, why not throw economics to the wind as well?

See you at the midday feast, m’lord!

[miss marmelstein]

I am the Walrus. Coo-coo-chachoo.

[SuzyQue]

Swimming against the tide, are you?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL!

[Joe 6-pack]

No, I am the walrus.

You are the eggman.

[Utah Binger]

Are you a Turtle?

Bet your sweet ass I am!

[miss marmelstein]

Your Salmon of Doubt post to me reads like a micro-aggression. Please remove it immediately or I will have to report you to an admin who self-identifies as a pollack.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’m self-identifying as a Trans-Millionaire these days.

Send just ONE US Dollar to PO Box 13, Anytown, USA 12345 for FREE information on how YOU can self-identify as a Trans-Millionaire, too! :)

[miss marmelstein]

I am NOT the eggman. I am the walrus. Or a salmon depending on my mood.

[miss marmelstein]

I think you’re really self-identifying as Soupy Sales circa 1965 (check out my theory through google!)

[miss marmelstein]

Another micro-aggression because of my fishy tale.

[tflabo]

Back in 72 working in a produce dept. the tall Jewish manager with a cart of blueberries one day burst open the swinging doors, took his cigar out of his mouth and sang, ‘I’m a little bluebird, tweet,tweet, tweet’. LOL— I about lost it right there-— that unfaded funny memory is forever etched on the brain.

[Celtic Conservative]

Is your first name Ella? Because then you’d be Salmonella.

CC

[driftless2]

Leftists propagated the myth of the blank slate or tabula rasa theory of human intelligence. In other words, people were born with nothing in their skulls...everything was inherited. Many tests since then have proved the blank slate theory false.

Leftists also propagated the myth that all humans are exactly equal in physical ability and intelligence. Of course, if you believe in the blank slate theory of intelligence, you would believe that. Both theories since proven false by many tests.

[miss marmelstein]

The insults over my salmon-status are deeply worrying. Where are the mods when you need them?

[Calvin Locke]

Because you are an endangered species.

Pity. Nero Wolfe bragged about the joys of terrapin to "Les Quinze Maîtres". Would have been worth trying.

[Celtic Conservative]

Would the Pollack have a first name of Jackson?

CC

[miss marmelstein]

More aggression! I’m through with this thread. Besides, I’m on the run since my husband just announced a desire for some Belly Lox.