She doesn’t teach Shakespeare because he is difficult to read.
aha! I think you got it!
If she had the imagination to call Shakespeare’s rhymes `rapping’ instead of iambic pentameter, her butthole surfing students would eat that stuff with spoons.
CORRECT!
This witch is selfishly elevating her own inability to read and understand Shakespeare into a Virtue of Diversity.
What a rotten-to-the-core human being.