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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 07/03/2015 9:11:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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41 posted on 07/03/2015 10:31:30 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Monkey Face

The cultural divide in America was on full display with a top-trending hashtag #NothingMoreAmericanThan.

Obviously created with the intent to make fun of the country with sarcastic tweets about “Murica” and social criticism, it also became a lightning rod for patriotic counter-points that threw into relief the highly critical nature of the hashtag.

Here are some of the tweets of a critical nature:

#NothingMoreAmericanThan white cops getting away with murder

— pol / 1 day (@addie_montgomry) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan race fuelled police brutality

— chloe (@weechl0) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan being black and getting pulled over for loud music when your speakers blew out a week ago…

— Don 3.0 (@89BOOMer) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan remembering to use a gun but not a condom

— Sh@nice Larry4Life (@babelv1991) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan repeatedly chanting USA USA because you've got nothing more interesting or intellectual to say.

— Jacqueline Woolley (@Jackie_Woolley) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan Celebrating the USA by losing your hearing to homemade Mexican fireworks @midnight pic.twitter.com/G0xXew2BSO

— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan Captain America! pic.twitter.com/QWnrXEKsJ8

— English Cad (@englishcad) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan profiling shooters instead of reconsidering our archaic gun laws

— Victoria Dokken (@VictoriaDokken) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan getting a gun for your gun so your gun can have a gun to protect yourself from a criminal with a gun.

— Orian Thompson (@Blackman38Tide) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan frivolous lawsuits, religious hypocrisy, and destroying the environment because of lobbyist$.

— del james (@deljamesgang) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan the nicest people are covered in tattoos & the most judgmental people go to church on Sundays. @midnight

— Kyle Harris (@kylesaidthis) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan trick or treat pic.twitter.com/6CQ8SyDBRG

— Jenna Abrams (@Jenn_Abrams) July 3, 2015

A handful of Twitter users replied with more patriotic tweets:

#NothingMoreAmericanThan the Gipper. pic.twitter.com/m28icGWhVT

— The Foo (@PolitiBunny) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan complaining about politics and then not voting @midnight

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Holly Happily (@Hollyorange8) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan idiots using the freedom they take for granted to bash the nation that provided it

— Victor Nikki (@hapkidobigdad) July 3, 2015

#nothingmoreamericanthan Knowing & Honoring our History and passing it on to our youth! pic.twitter.com/Lf2TgM9sFn

— Mrs. Rutter ™ (@lindarutter) July 3, 2015

#NothingMoreAmericanThan an unapologetic love of this exceptional nation & all that it stands for.

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— American ✯ Woman (@FoundersGirl) July 3, 2015


42 posted on 07/03/2015 10:36:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: smoothsailing
Oh irony...ain't it a b*tch?

43 posted on 07/03/2015 10:42:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
44 posted on 07/03/2015 10:52:16 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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To: Lucky9teen

George Takei is a very confused man. Must be all that beaming.


45 posted on 07/03/2015 10:52:35 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: ErnBatavia

Good luck!


46 posted on 07/03/2015 10:54:03 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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47 posted on 07/03/2015 10:54:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 50!


48 posted on 07/03/2015 11:18:39 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever!

How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?
Because freedom rings.

What’s red, white, black and blue?
Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liberty.

What was General Washington’s favourite tree?
The infantry.

What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A Fire Cracker!

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Indepen-dance.

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can’t sit down.

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
Laughayette

Why did the duck say bang?
Because he was a firequacker.

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!

What do you call a duck on the fourth of July?
A fire quacker.

What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!

What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved.

Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!

True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what’s right.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. Today commemorates the freedom we use everyday. It’s not fireworks and parties. That’s just what makes it fun.

Let’s enjoy one of the last Independence Days before our complete dependence on China.

Let us remember as we fall asleep this Independence Day those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom.

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up too!

The 4th of July was not declared a national holiday until 1941.

John Hancock was the only person to actually sign the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 1776. The other signers did not sign it until August 2nd, 1776 or even later.

http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/independencedayjokes.html


49 posted on 07/03/2015 12:19:55 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Lucky9teen
Yeah, but Takei's party is willing to ruin and imprison anyone who tells him that giving himself over to self-destructive, sexually perverse desires isn't just fine. Thomas' party for the most part isn't.

That's the deal-killer.

51 posted on 07/03/2015 2:47:47 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Lucky9teen
'MURICA!!!

http://www.deviantart.com/art/George-DUBYA-Bush-543524149

52 posted on 07/03/2015 2:57:19 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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To: ErnBatavia

“My fireworks and explosions will be Sunday the 5th....that’s “prep day” for Monday’s colonoscopy.

Woe is me..”

In the end, it will all work out.


53 posted on 07/03/2015 3:12:23 PM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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To: CFIIIMEIATP737
In the end, it will all work out.

Repeatedly....two years ago, I actually kept a 'download log' and the numbers were amazing...

54 posted on 07/03/2015 4:04:40 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: CFIIIMEIATP737

“In the end, it will all work out.”

Literally.


55 posted on 07/03/2015 4:16:54 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: BenLurkin

They all seem rather smug about whatever it is that they’re eating, lol.


56 posted on 07/03/2015 5:00:17 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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57 posted on 07/03/2015 5:04:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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58 posted on 07/04/2015 9:59:10 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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59 posted on 07/04/2015 3:30:24 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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"Fly, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste."

60 posted on 07/05/2015 10:01:46 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Cis-American)
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