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Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl,
"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
2 posted on
07/10/2015 6:20:41 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 5 perhaps? IBTP?
My offering today is kind of meager:
The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people.
The problem is...
All men are
seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.
The problem is,
after a few years,
the nympho leaves....
But the maniac stays.
h/t SC
What's a Racist, Homophobe, Sexist, or Bigot?
Someone winning a discussion with a liberal.
3 posted on
07/10/2015 6:22:23 AM PDT by
upchuck
(There is no coexisting with those who want to destroy us from within.)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IBTP TGIF!
To: Lucky9teen
Top ten? Pleasepleasepleaseplease.....
6 posted on
07/10/2015 6:25:24 AM PDT by
MissNomer
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8 posted on
07/10/2015 6:27:11 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
10 posted on
07/10/2015 6:36:07 AM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Lucky9teen
So a deer walks into a bar...
11 posted on
07/10/2015 6:40:17 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
12 posted on
07/10/2015 6:46:32 AM PDT by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: Lucky9teen
Good Morning!
13 posted on
07/10/2015 6:52:08 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
07/10/2015 6:53:19 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
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20 posted on
07/10/2015 7:41:23 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
21 posted on
07/10/2015 7:45:35 AM PDT by
Stalwart
To: Lucky9teen
22 posted on
07/10/2015 7:49:04 AM PDT by
TexasCajun
(Hillary: Ethically Sleazy & Politically Stupid)
To: Lucky9teen
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26 posted on
07/10/2015 8:04:15 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Lucky9teen
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39 posted on
07/10/2015 8:34:42 AM PDT by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
To: Lucky9teen
43 posted on
07/10/2015 8:39:58 AM PDT by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who 4refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Lucky9teen
45 posted on
07/10/2015 8:41:27 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
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To: Lucky9teen
Shark Week:
Time to remember Snuffy, the not-so-lucky rescue seal whose life was cut short.
57 posted on
07/10/2015 9:02:13 AM PDT by
TexasCajun
(Hillary: Ethically Sleazy & Politically Stupid)
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