Oh come on. People in the bay area have been living in the closet for years. I wish more of them were.
I liked them better in the closet too. The problem with homosexuals is, the more comfortable they become with you, the more obnoxious/annoying they become.
They start camping it up, flaming out, talking the way they do—you know what I mean: with the fag accent? And the mannerisms, exaggerated gestures.
My attitude has always been `live and let live’ but that’s only as long as they give me plenty of room. I was going to school downtown San Diego and lived at 2nd and Laurel in a cheap roach apt., across from Balboa Park and the zoo, and was surrounded by them.
Having arrived from Kansas I didn’t have much experience with the 3rd sex, and I wasn’t a bad looking young man. So I walked into this bar to buy some cigarettes, I’m doing my laundry next door, and it was awkward for some reason.
I finally figured it out—`Hey. Wait a second. Why are there no ladies in here? It’s all guys and some of them are looking at me, like I’m food or something’ ... so like Navin Johnson, born a poor black child, it came to me: “Wait a second. Wait a cotton-picking minute. This place is full of homos. I’m in a gay bar!”
OK, this is what I’m talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI