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To: InvisibleChurch

What country is actually owned by ex-Oklahoma great football coach? . . . Switzerland

41 posted on 07/24/2015 8:00:23 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)

To: martin_fierro

42 posted on 07/24/2015 8:00:55 AM PDT by zeugma (The best defense against a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun)

To: Pilgrim's Progress

What country is best known for it’s lazy people (besides the USA) . . . Slovenia.

43 posted on 07/24/2015 8:01:37 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)

To: martin_fierro

44 posted on 07/24/2015 8:02:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)

45 posted on 07/24/2015 8:10:33 AM PDT by relentlessly

46 posted on 07/24/2015 8:17:43 AM PDT by relentlessly

To: Pilgrim's Progress

47 posted on 07/24/2015 8:20:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)

To: martin_fierro

Skydiving is scary enough without mixing a mid-air collision into the experience!

48 posted on 07/24/2015 8:36:38 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Cis-American)

To: Disambiguator

Brett Favre’s wife

In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers - even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable ... or familiar to you?

Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be the President of the United States and 50% of Democrats polled agree.

She has never run a city, county, or state during her “career” as being Bill Clinton’s wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the White House, my immediate thought was, “So does the pastry chef, and the person who picks up doggie doo from the White House Lawn.”

When it comes to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and 3 other Americans killed, by pretending terrorism had been defeated.....Her words still echo...”what difference does it make?”

49 posted on 07/24/2015 8:52:02 AM PDT by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)

50 posted on 07/24/2015 9:10:05 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

51 posted on 07/24/2015 9:13:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

52 posted on 07/24/2015 9:15:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

To: martin_fierro

So they aren't jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, after all.

53 posted on 07/24/2015 9:18:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono

54 posted on 07/24/2015 9:29:52 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

55 posted on 07/24/2015 9:48:02 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)

To: relentlessly

56 posted on 07/24/2015 9:56:27 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

To: martin_fierro

Is an adrenaline rush really that important to these people??

57 posted on 07/24/2015 10:53:43 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)

58 posted on 07/24/2015 11:03:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)

To: relentlessly

59 posted on 07/24/2015 11:17:47 AM PDT by TexasCajun (Hillary: Ethically Sleazy & Politically Stupid)

60 posted on 07/24/2015 11:20:30 AM PDT by TexasCajun (Hillary: Ethically Sleazy & Politically Stupid)

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