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Star Wars Shocker: Michael Jackson Wanted to Play Jar Jar Binks
E!Online ^ | Today 12:07 PM PDT | McKenna Aiello

Posted on 07/24/2015 12:32:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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1 posted on 07/24/2015 12:32:05 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

“Messa Mike-Mike Jackson.”


2 posted on 07/24/2015 12:33:54 PM PDT by DoodleDawg
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Play him or 'play' with him? ;-)
3 posted on 07/24/2015 12:35:05 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: BenLurkin

It would have been an appropriate role for him.

Better yet...one of the aliens in that freak show bar on Tatooine.


4 posted on 07/24/2015 12:35:21 PM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: BenLurkin

He could also have played a transgendered ET.


5 posted on 07/24/2015 12:36:21 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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Possibly the only way fans could hate Jar Jar more than they do.


6 posted on 07/24/2015 12:37:23 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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I guess the makeup and prosthetics would have been easy with Michael since he could easily detach his ears and nose.


7 posted on 07/24/2015 12:38:42 PM PDT by Marko413
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Bingo!


8 posted on 07/24/2015 12:39:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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I hear Lucas turned him down because he looked too bizarre to be an alien.


9 posted on 07/24/2015 12:41:21 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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10 posted on 07/24/2015 12:42:15 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Couples? Same-sex COUPLES?! Don't be such a narrow-minded hate-filled clusterphobe.)
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To: Marko413

Reminds me of the electro-punkish song Detachable Penis.


11 posted on 07/24/2015 12:44:44 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

Meesa tinkin heesa homo. How rude!


12 posted on 07/24/2015 12:45:14 PM PDT by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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OUCH!


13 posted on 07/24/2015 12:51:25 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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pretty funny there, gunner.


14 posted on 07/24/2015 12:52:09 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: BenLurkin

They told me that I almost got the part of Han Solo in the original Star Wars.

I’d have had it if like every other male on the planet suddenly died or something.


15 posted on 07/24/2015 1:02:46 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: BenLurkin

Is it so difficult to believe that a really odd person would want to play a really odd character?


16 posted on 07/24/2015 1:23:30 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: BenLurkin

Years ago, the Glenn Beck crew did a Star Wars gallery with different politicians as the characters. Cynthia McKinney was Jar Jar. The photo was very funny, the whole gallery was funny.


17 posted on 07/24/2015 2:00:55 PM PDT by Dawn53Fl
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I found Beck’s Star Wars article:

http://archive.glennbeck.com/news/05202002.shtml


18 posted on 07/24/2015 2:05:07 PM PDT by Dawn53Fl
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To: BenLurkin

MJ just wanted to be around the young padawans.


19 posted on 07/24/2015 3:28:57 PM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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et michael jackson
20 posted on 07/24/2015 4:31:29 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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