2 Investigators: Creepy Clown Trespasses At Chicago Cemetery, In Dead Of Night

chicago.cbslocal.com ^ | July 23, 2015 | Dave Savini

[PROCON]

(CBS) — Creepy clowns running around cemeteries and city streets scaring people.

There have been reports around the country – and now here in Chicago, too.

CBS 2’s Dave Savini talks with a Chicagoan who had a close encounter with a nocturnal clown earlier this month.

The cell phone video tells it all: a person dressed in a clown suit, trespassing at historic Rosehill Cemetery in the dead of night.

Julia Graham says she was “freaked out” at the figure as it ran toward the main gate. She and her husband were driving by around 10 p.m.

“When we get closer, we realize it’s a clown, which is super weird,” she says.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

Dead clowns smell funny

Zombies say dead clowns taste funny, too.

[WayneS]

Anyone doing that around my property stands an excellent chance of being shot. I hate clowns - they are evil and disturbing...

[WayneS]

Isn’t it “clouds in my coffee”?

[Yardstick]

Nope, it’s clowns.

Kinda like that CCR song about a bathroom on the right.

[The_Media_never_lie]

This must be pour it on the clowns night. What did a clown ever do to you? Enough already.

You have had years of Reid, Pelosi, Boner and McConnel and you are worried about clowns?

[Bigg Red]

Dead of night....

10 PM is the dead of night?

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Now, that just doesn’t make sense.

:o)

[COBOL2Java]

[Veggie Todd]

Why do they put a fence around a cemetery?
Because people are just dying to get in.

[PROCON]

My Dad, whenever we would drive by a cemetery when I was a kid:

"So, how many dead people do you think are in that cemetery?"

Me: I don't know, 100? 200?

Dad: No, they're ALL dead.

I guess you had to be there :-)

[Veggie Todd]

Visitors to Ludwig van Beethoven's resting place swear they can hear one of his symphonies being played backwards.
That's because he's decomposing.

[PROCON]

Bada-Boom-Bada-Bing....

Do you know how many dead people it takes to screw in a light bulb?

Um...dead people need light, why?

[Heart-Rest]

Rainbow clown likes to wave.

[Nik Naym]

“You have had years of Reid, Pelosi, Boner and McConnel and you are worried about clowns? “

Well, yes actually.

Clowns like Reid, Pelosi, Boner and McConnel, for example.

[gundog]

Saw a guy running around in a sheet in a cemetery, once. They’re fun places for folks of a certain bent.

[Graybeard58]

Kinda like that CCR song about a bathroom on the right.

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Or the religious hymn, “Gladly, the cross eyed bear”.