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  • Video: What If Bush Had Done That? (Hannity)

    10/29/2009 3:42:23 AM PDT · by careyb · 2 replies · 332+ views
    Hannity ^ | 10/28/09 | Sean Hannity
    Hannity explores the media's double-standard.
  • Caption These Clowns (vanity)

    10/26/2009 1:24:43 PM PDT · by frankenMonkey · 33 replies · 1,203+ views
    none | 10/26/2009 | frankenMonkey
    With Noot and T-Paw being foisted upon us as the latest in presidential contenders, I just had to relieve my frustration....Caption at will...
  • Who elected these clowns?

    08/20/2009 7:31:43 AM PDT · by SmithL · 36 replies · 1,732+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 8/20/9 | Debra J. Saunders
    At a recent Colorado town hall, University of Colorado at Boulder student Zach Lahn asked President Obama how private insurers could be expected to compete with a public health care plan. Lahn, 23, also told Obama, "I'd love to have a debate just all out, anytime, Oxford-style, if you'd like" on health care. Obama answered that "UPS and FedEx are doing a lot better than the Post Office." (If I were Obama, I wouldn't mention the post office while touting public health care.) Then the president observed, "It's good to see a young person who's very engaged and confident challenging...
  • Send In The Clowns

    07/19/2009 2:26:19 PM PDT · by Born Conservative · 3 replies · 465+ views
    A fitting tribute to B. Hussein Obama and his accomplices in the media.
  • Send in the Clowns

    07/17/2009 8:19:15 PM PDT · by To Hell With Poverty · 2 replies · 345+ views
    YouTube ^ | 5/22/2009 | ALR6002
    See link.
  • White House denies manufacturer's boast that First Lady carried their $5,950 bag

    07/09/2009 7:49:28 AM PDT · by NMEwithin · 186 replies · 4,464+ views
    Daily News ^ | 7/9/2009 | DAILY NEWS STAFF
    Is First Lady Michelle Obama sporting a taste for ultra-expensive fashion pieces, or is she cementing her status as a savvy shopper? Back in April she wore a pair of $540 Lanvin sneakers at a Washington food bank. Earlier this week (while strolling the wooded landscape outside of Moscow), she carried a sexy black clutch, which Italian luxury house VBH boasts is their shiny black alligator manila bag – with a retail sticker price of $5,950. The White House flatly denies that Obama bought such a high-priced accessory, and says that she was carrying a patent clutch that retails for...
  • Michelle Obama flashes expensive taste, carries $5,950 alligator envelope clutch in Russian

    07/09/2009 3:16:43 AM PDT · by AmericanMade1776 · 175 replies · 5,357+ views
    NY Daily news ^ | July 9,2009
    Talk about luxury in the woods! Michelle Obama showed off her more expensive taste in fashion by carrying a $5,950 VBH black alligator manila clutch while strolling the wooded landscape
  • Family Night for Obamas Miffs Some in Moscow (Tired Obama's Gaffes)

    07/08/2009 5:57:52 AM PDT · by raybbr · 68 replies · 3,185+ views
    NY Times ^ | July 7, 2009 | PETER BAKER
    MOSCOW — If Paris is for lovers, it looks like Moscow is for families. After passing on dinner with the French president to go on a date in the City of Light with his wife last month, President Obama took leave of his Russian hosts on Tuesday night to seclude himself in his Moscow hotel with his wife, Michelle, and their daughters. The first family enjoyed a relaxed evening at the O2 Lounge, the super-chic, super-pricey rooftop club at the new Ritz-Carlton, although no doubt the Secret Service first cleared the place of most if not all of the swaggering...
  • Orrin Hatch: White House may announce Supreme Court nominee this week

    05/04/2009 7:05:39 PM PDT · by KLT · 57 replies · 3,967+ views
    yahoo.com/politico.com ^ | 5/4/09 | MANU RAJU & JONATHAN MARTIN
    After talking to President Barack Obama on the phone today, Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch says he believes the White House will move swiftly on its Supreme Court nominee, perhaps making an announcement by the end of this week. Obama made no timing commitments to the Utah Republican, but the senator, who has been in the middle of several pitched Supreme Court battles, said: “I’d be surprised if it went beyond this week. ... I would think by the end of this week or over the weekend, he’ll nominate somebody. I’m sure they’ve discussed this internally, back and forth for months...
  • Our Evil Clowns

    04/14/2009 9:15:46 AM PDT · by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast · 12 replies · 721+ views
    self | 4/14 | 668
    No earthly society is above or outside cultural anthropological study. Therefore I propose to examine the possibility of a functioning clown society in America. They call themselves many things, but are most commonly known as homosexuals. Clown society is defined in wikipedia: "Clown society is a term used in anthropology and sociology for an organization of comedic entertainers...who have a formalized role in a culture or society." With a little more help from wiki we learn: Sometimes...the purpose served by members of a clown society is only to parody excessive seriousness, or to deflate pomposity.In the sense of how clowns...
  • news

    03/01/2009 9:06:00 PM PST · by stolinsky · 10 replies · 385+ views
    www.stolinsky.com ^ | 03-02-09 | stolinsky
    The real world is a dangerous place filled with dangerous people. Severe myopia can be fatal. Mr. Magoo makes an amusing cartoon character, but a lousy role model. Jimmy Carter bears a striking resemblance to Mr. Magoo. That is why I am deeply troubled when Barack Obama begins to resemble Jimmy Carter.
  • As OPEC Prepares to Meet, Chu Focuses ( More Amateur Hour )

    02/23/2009 3:37:55 PM PST · by kellynla · 13 replies · 345+ views
    Wall Street Journal ^ | FEBRUARY 20, 2009 | STEPHEN POWER
    WASHINGTON -- Energy Secretary Steven Chu -- whose agency has long taken the lead on global oil-market policy -- said Thursday he doesn't know what the Obama administration would urge the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries to do at its meeting next month. "I'm not the administration," Mr. Chu said during a meeting with reporters Thursday. OPEC members are scheduled to meet March 15 to discuss the possibility of production cuts to respond to slumping prices. "I will be speaking and learning more about this in order to figure out what the U.S. position should be and what the president's...
  • Our Burdened Economy - Vanity Reminder For Freepers

    02/12/2009 11:47:05 AM PST · by Troll_House_Cookies · 7 replies · 372+ views
    Just a reminder that the federal minimum wage will be going up to $7.25 in July of this year. Its in the mid- sixes now, which makes it an increase of almost $1 per hour. Great timing on this for businesses. /Sarc I haven't heard anything from the clowns in Washington about stopping this, why not use the excuse of poor economy as a basis for political action like the left is doing and start making calls to stop this increase?
  • Gergen Echoes Sebelius, Blames Racism For Potential Obama Loss (Gergen, Sebelius, Etc: Race-Baiters?

    09/19/2008 2:45:39 PM PDT · by Laissez-faire capitalist · 60 replies · 182+ views
    Fox News ^ | 9/18/2008 | Alexandra Lesser
    ... David Gergen told about 600 guests attending a dinner at the University of Oklahoma on Wednesday that John McCain and Barack Obama are locked in a virtual tie and the Republicans could pull off an upset. "Race has, and is, the big gorilla in the room that you can't get around," Gergen said. "We have made a lot of progress but we're not there yet. It gives alot of unpredictability to what we do." ...
  • Send in the Clowns ... Bozo is Dead

    07/03/2008 4:39:20 PM PDT · by xcamel · 120 replies · 229+ views
    TMZ ^ | today | staff
    Larry Harmon, the man credited with making Bozo the Clown the icon he was, died Thursday of congestive heart failure. He was 83. Harmon wasn't the original Bozo, but built up the character and eventually licensed it to television stations across the country. Born in Toledo, Ohio, Harmon became interested in theater while studying at the University of Southern California. "Bozo is a star, an entertainer, bigger than life," Harmon once said. "People see him as Mr. Bozo, somebody you can relate to, touch and laugh with."
  • America Supports You: Fort Myer Kids Get to Clown Around

    04/07/2008 4:47:42 PM PDT · by SandRat · 28+ views
    America Supports You ^ | Samantha L. Quigley
    FORT MYER, Va., April 7, 2008 – Children normally are told to quit clowning around, but today it was actually encouraged, as clowns from Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus entertained more than 100 youngsters at the child development center here. More than 100 children from the child development center on Fort Myer, Va., enjoy a performance by members of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, April 7, 2008. These four, from left, Ryan Cline, 2, Madeline Fontana, 5, Jaylen Wright, 4, and Liam Ryan, 4, got a chance to be part of the action. Photo by...
  • Seattle officials propose 20-cent grocery-bag fee

    04/03/2008 9:15:56 AM PDT · by Psycho_Bunny · 54 replies · 87+ views
    Seattle Times ^ | 04/03/2008 | Sharon Pian Chan
    Next time the cashier says "paper or plastic," think outside the bags. Think about ocean pollution, giant landfills and global warming, Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels says. Then think to next year, when you might have to either pull out a reusable tote or pay 20 cents a bag. Nickels and City Council President Richard Conlin proposed a 20-cent "green fee" Wednesday on all disposable bags to encourage customers to carry their milk and eggs home in their own bags. Forget the canvas sacks at home? Shoppers at grocery, convenience and drug stores will pay the price starting Jan. 1, if...
  • Clown Noses Cheer Up Troops In Iraq

    02/29/2008 2:07:26 AM PST · by hmmmmm · 7 replies · 158+ views
    KMBC Channel 9 news ^ | 02/28/08 | kmbc.com
    KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Two Northland residents came up with a unique way to boost the morale of U.S. troops serving overseas. Cheryl Herrington and Larry Mills are two clowns who have sent thousands of red foam noses to cheer up soldiers at war.
  • Clowns say kids do NOT find them scary (Clowns respond to allegations)

    01/19/2008 10:07:00 AM PST · by Cagey · 42 replies · 198+ views
    Yahoo News ^ | 1-18-2008
    LONDON (Reuters) - Unhappy clowns from around the world say a study that reported that children didn't like them has wiped the big smile from their faces, and have been falling over their large shoes to put their case. A poll by researchers looking at what decor to put in hospital children's wards found that youngsters do not like clowns on the walls and even older ones think they are scary. "We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them quite frightening and unknowable," said Penny Curtis, senior researcher at the University of Sheffield which questioned 250...
  • Don't send in the clowns

    01/16/2008 9:10:53 AM PST · by 7thson · 8 replies · 100+ views
    Yahoo!News ^ | (Reporting by Michael Holden; Editing by Steve Addison)
    LONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them. The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards. The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary. "As adults we make assumptions about what works for...
  • Children are 'scared of hospital clowns'

    12/26/2007 6:19:51 AM PST · by Kaslin · 59 replies · 115+ views
    Telegraph ^ | December 26, 2007 | Sarah Womak
    Don't send in the clowns Hospitals are being urged not to decorate children's wards with paintings of clowns in case they upset young patients. State-funded research has found that in a survey of more than 250 children aged four to 16, all disliked the use of clowns in hospital decor, with even the teenagers seeing them as "scary". "Given that children and young people do not find hospitals frightening per se - and only express fear about those spaces associated with needles - this finding is somewhat ironic," said Dr Penny Curtis of Sheffield University. The aim of the Space...
  • Clinton, Obama clash over experience

    11/20/2007 5:07:32 AM PST · by Malone LaVeigh · 21 replies · 39+ views
    Los Angeles Times ^ | November 20, 2007 | Peter Nicholas
    Amid new polling that points to a shift in momentum in this crucial state, Democratic presidential contenders Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama made arguments Monday that electing the other would prove a costly mistake.
  • Rep. Ron Paul does it his way (Sklar speaks)

    11/16/2007 11:53:04 PM PST · by George W. Bush · 18 replies · 426+ views
    Kansas City Star ^ | 11/14/07 | Jay Root
    <snip>Paul's electoral success has befuddled Democrats. They say he routinely opposes bills that would help his sprawling 14th Congressional District, a mostly rural swath of coast that stretches from the northern outskirts of Corpus Christi to Galveston.Last year, Republican appropriators zeroed out millions of dollars in funding for several dredging and port improvement projects in the district - a casualty, Democrats say, of Paul's opposition to government pork even if it benefits his own constituents.Democrat Shane Sklar, a rancher who lost to Paul last year, said the congressman's supporters either didn't believe or didn't care that his votes had made...
  • Jailed Clown Loses Work Release Chance; Charges Involve Assault, Child porn

    09/07/2007 5:57:33 PM PDT · by Diana in Wisconsin · 37 replies · 596+ views
    JSOnline ^ | September 6, 2007 | Mike Johnson
    Waukesha, WI - Troubles keep adding up for Ronald E. Schroeder, who performed professionally as Silly the Clown but has been sitting in the Waukesha County Jail since May on charges of sexual assault, domestic violence and possession of child pornography. On Aug. 10, he was granted work-release privileges and was supposed to be transferred to the county's Huber facility so he could leave for work. It never happened. Here's why: Schroeder is $4,000 behind on his child support payments resulting from a 1995 divorce in Milwaukee County. Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Mary Kuhnmuench found him in contempt in June...
  • Clowns to take over Canterbury Cathedral

    08/30/2007 9:36:39 AM PDT · by NYer · 51 replies · 614+ views
    Independent Catholic News ^ | August 29, 2007
    For the first time in the history of Canterbury Cathedral, the Holy Fools UK will be holding a special service to cerebrate their 25th Silver Anniversary. The Service will take place on Saturday, 15 September at 6pm and will have up to 30 Christian clowns (Holy Fools) in the service, all colourfully made up and in costume ready to present this special service with all the energy and fun that clowns give. The public is warmly invited to the service to join them in this special celebration The Holy Fools is a national Christian organization with members throughout the UK....
  • {South Texas: Mexican]Police say cop-killer disguised as clown may be hiding in U.S.

    06/29/2007 11:12:36 AM PDT · by SwinneySwitch · 31 replies · 1,168+ views
    The Monitor/La Frontera ^ | June 28, 2007 | Martha Leticia Hernandez
    McALLEN — A man wanted in connection with the fatal shooting of a Reynosa police officer may have crossed into the United States dressed as a clown, Mexican state police said Thursday. Tamaulipas investigators alerted U.S. authorities Wednesday that the suspect may have crossed the Rio Grande illegally while wearing a costume as a disguise. On Monday, accomplices sneaked the man through the Reynosa in a garbage cart to help him get out of town, said Fernando Miranda Guerrero, chief of homicide investigations for the state police. “We went to the river and searched along it with the help of...
  • Clowns turn sad to tell of day Jesus suffered ("The Way of the Cross in the Company of Clowns")

    03/23/2007 10:03:00 AM PDT · by NYer · 32 replies · 487+ views
    The Evangelist ^ | March 15, 2007 | PAT PASTERNAK
    Twenty years ago, a few clowns decided to change from making people laugh to making them cry. With the help of a transitional deacon who had been nurturing the idea of a clown ministry, "The Way of the Cross in the Company of Clowns" was born.They perform around the Albany Diocese only during Lent, with a poignant look at the passion, death and Resurrection of Jesus, and during Advent, when they celebrate the birth of Jesus.First tries"People loved it," Jack Ablett said of the early performances. He and his wife Rita are among the original founders of the ministry at...
  • Anti-war protesters arrested at Pelosi's office-(Code Pink, Lib-On-Lib Fratricide!)

    03/22/2007 8:41:42 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 15 replies · 881+ views
    The Hill ^ | 22 March, 2007 | Chris Good
    Four members of the anti-war group Code Pink were arrested outside the office of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) Thursday afternoon, following an announcement that they would seek to take over the office. The group’s members had planned to hold a symbolic “Pin the war on the Donkey” demonstration at Pelosi’s office to show their frustration with the Democratic leadership’s inaction on ending the war in Iraq. However, Capitol Police prevented the taping of a drawn donkey to the wall. Code Pink members were crying outside Pelosi’s office. When asked why, Rae Abileah, 24, said she was crying out of...
  • Clown-killer arrested by Colombian police

    02/25/2007 6:55:55 PM PST · by Kitten Festival · 16 replies · 288+ views
    Guelph Mercury ^ | 25 Feb 2007 | Staff
    BOGOTA, COLOMBIA (Feb 24, 2007) Police said they arrested a man yesterday in connection with the killing of two clowns in front of dozens of children during a performance, in a case that has convulsed the violence-hardened South American country. Walter Bautista, 21, who goes by the alias "My Fish," was being held on charges of murder and trafficking in arms, a police statement said. Clowns Willington Villamizar, 18, known as "Rony," and Nelson Nunez, 24, known as "Andres," were gunned down Tuesday night in the middle of their circus act in the town Cucuta, about 650 kilometres northeast of...
  • Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circus

    02/21/2007 2:49:07 PM PST · by Kitten Festival · 79 replies · 1,521+ views
    Reuters ^ | 21 Feb 2007 | Staff
    BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday. The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali on Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters. One of the clowns was killed instantly, and the second died the next day in hospital. "The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the...
  • Hundreds who say government lied about 9/11 to meet in Chandler (MEGA TIN-FOIL HAT ALERT!!)

    02/19/2007 8:03:11 AM PST · by SandRat · 58 replies · 1,297+ views
    MESA - Hundreds of people who believe the government has lied about the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States plan to gather in Chandler later this week to strategize about how to find out the truth. The 9/11 Accountability: Strategies and Solutions Conference will be held Friday through Sunday at the Crowne Plaza San Marcos Golf Resort in Chandler. The conference will include keynote speakers, panel discussions, strategy workshops and a documentary film marathon. Theories on what happened on Sept. 11, 2001, include one that the government planted bombs to bring down the World Trade Center towers...
  • Search for activists after whaling clash

    02/08/2007 7:00:00 PM PST · by Kitten Festival · 28 replies · 865+ views
    Two anti-whaling activists, one an Australian, were feared missing in Antarctic waters after a clash with a Japanese whaling fleet. A search for the two men was under way after the anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd confronted Japanese whaling vessels in the Ross Sea. International director of Sea Shepherd, Jonny Vasic, said anti-whaling activists from two ships had used high speed inflatables to try to disrupt the operations of the whaling fleet. But a mayday message was issued after radio contact was lost with two activists in an inflatable. One of the men was an Australian from Perth and the other...
  • Boston Guerrilla Marketing Suspects Press Conference

    02/01/2007 10:25:00 AM PST · by Lunatic Fringe · 273 replies · 9,426+ views
    "That is not a hair question." "That is also not a hair question." These guys are kind of funny.
  • Cocaine found on touring clown bus [South Texas]

    10/03/2006 12:08:50 PM PDT · by SwinneySwitch · 35 replies · 1,687+ views
    Valley Morning Star/The Monitor ^ | Octtober 02, 2006 | CARI HAMMERSTROM
    Customs inspectors discover 500 pounds; additional 600 pounds found on another tour bus entering U.S. HIDALGO - Clowns are not usually a party to large drug investigations. But on Sunday, customs inspectors at the Hidalgo-Reynosa International Bridge found more than 500 pounds of cocaine on a private tour bus in which a Latin Grammy-nominated musical group of clowns was riding. About 40 minutes later, an additional 600 pounds of cocaine was seized from another tour bus entering the United States Officials said the two drug seizures were not related. Customs and Border Protection estimates the street value of the drugs...
  • Why Ahmadinejad and Chavez are right (barf alert)

    09/30/2006 2:25:28 PM PDT · by Republicain · 24 replies · 878+ views
    Tehran Times ^ | 10/01/2006 | Vincent A. Cowherd
    It is amazing how the United States deals with its history by either hiding its head in the sand or attempting to rewrite the accounts of its shameful behavior. What is even more disturbing is that the much vaunted “free press” in the U.S. is complicit in this intellectual rape of the general populace. The collaboration between the delusional political prostitutes that act as the government and the intellectual eunuchs who make up the communications media has left the American public deaf, dumb and blind to the truth. Americans need to know that both President Mahmud Ahmadinejad of Iran and...
  • Al Qaeda Is a Shadow of Its Former Self

    09/10/2006 4:21:33 PM PDT · by FairOpinion · 13 replies · 1,159+ views
    NY Sun ^ | Sept. 8, 2006 | YOUSSEF IBRAHIM
    Five years after it burst onto the scene with the grandiose attacks of September 11, the terror group is a shadow of its former self. Its chief architects, Messrs. bin Laden and Zawahiri, and their so-called consultative council are on the run; its top field commanders are decimated, and its hundreds of foot soldiers are in jail, being hounded or singing like canaries under torture, or bribery. To be sure, copycats are popping up here and there, but the West can certainly claim it has demolished the infrastructure of the original group.
  • As a Tactic, Starving Is Found Wanting (NY Times catches up with FR's reporting)

    07/30/2006 5:43:53 PM PDT · by tgslTakoma · 15 replies · 754+ views
    NYT ^ | July 30, 2006 | By DAMIEN CAVE
    SADDAM HUSSEIN ended his 19-day hunger strike last Wednesday with a meal of beef, rice and Coca-Cola, but he had little to show for his starvation. Iraqis in particular, living day-to-day with brutal sectarian violence, viewed Mr. Hussein’s self-sacrifice as an insult. “Saddam’s hunger strike didn’t work because it came from someone who is finished in Iraq and has no political or personal value for the Iraqi people,” said Fauwzya al-Attiya, a sociologist at Baghdad University. “Most of us wish he was executed just to end this problem so we can face our other problems.” But if Mr. Hussein tarnished...
  • The American Left as "crisis cult"

    07/29/2006 6:22:28 AM PDT · by Harrius Magnus · 54 replies · 1,790+ views
    American Thinker ^ | 07/27/2006 | Thomas Lifson
    The American Left as "crisis cult" Clinical psychologist Robert Godwin proposes an interesting framework for understanding the increasingly bizarre behavior of the American Left at his very interesting website One Cosmos. Drawing on the work of psychoanalytic anthropologist Weston LaBarre, he posits that the left has become a “crisis cult” such as are found in societies whose bedrock assumptions break down in the face of the superior strength of foreign cultures impinging on their territory. Probably the most famous of the crisis cults are the cargo cults which developed in Melanesia. The Cargo Cults believe that manufactured western goods (‘cargo’)...
  • Carnival puts bite on Hillary's brother

    07/09/2006 1:16:25 AM PDT · by river rat · 105 replies · 2,944+ views
    The Washington Times ^ | July 9, 2006 | Jim McElhatton
    A bankruptcy trustee for a carnival company whose owners received a pardon from President Clinton is seeking to garnish the bank accounts of Mr. Clinton's brother-in-law to recoup more than $100,000 in loans. Anthony D. Rodham, one of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's two brothers, got the loans from United Shows of America Inc. after its owners obtained the presidential pardon in March 2000 over the objections of the Justice Department. Michael E. Collins, trustee for United Shows, filed papers in Alexandria bankruptcy court seeking the return of $107,000 plus $46,034 in interest from Mr. Rodham, 51, for the loans he...
  • Send in the clowns? Don't bother, say phobics

    07/07/2006 6:16:34 PM PDT · by managusta · 38 replies · 1,779+ views
    The Telegraph ^ | 07/08/2006 | Stewart Payne
    The organisers of a rock festival have abandoned a circus theme for the event after complaints from people suffering from a fear of clowns. Would-be festival-goers e-mailed to say they would not attend because they suffered from coulrophobia. Organisers of the Bestival, an annual music festival on the Isle of Wight, were encouraging revellers to dress up in a circus theme for the September event. Last year 10,000 turned up as cowboys and Indians. DJ Rob da Bank, an organiser of the event, headlined by the Scissor Sisters and Pet Shop Boys, said: "We have decided to change the fancy...
  • Clowns Sabotage Nuke Missile (Try)

    06/27/2006 2:11:32 AM PDT · by Dallas59 · 38 replies · 1,537+ views
    Military.com ^ | 6/23/2006 | Noah Shachtman
    On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously. The trio -- members of the Luck, Wisconsin group Nukewatch -- said the break-in was part of "a call for national repentance" for the Hiroshima and Nagaski A-bombings in 1945. The activists used bolt-cutters to get into the E-9 Minuteman II facility, located just northwest of the White Shield, North Dakota. "Using a sledgehammer and household hammers, they disabled the...
  • Three activists charged with trespassing, criminal mischief (Missile vandals dressed as clowns)

    06/26/2006 8:36:51 AM PDT · by jwalburg · 33 replies · 726+ views
    Minot Daily News ^ | Mon. June 26, 2006 | ELOISE OGDEN
    Three nuclear protesters arrested Tuesday at a Minuteman III missile launch facility west of Garrison when they unlawfully entered the area, remain in the McLean County Jail in Washburn Wednesday. The three, Greg Boertje-Obed, 51, and Michael Walli, 57, both military veterans from Duluth, Minn., and Carl Kabat, 72, a retired priest from St. Louis, made their initial appearance in Washburn Wednesday afternoon before South Central District Judge Bruce Romanick. McLean County Sheriff Don Charging said the three are being charged with criminal trespass and criminal mischief, both Class A misdemeanors, and bond was set at $500 each. He said...
  • Peru's New Path

    06/07/2006 10:59:26 PM PDT · by Bangupjob · 4 replies · 317+ views
    Investor's Business Daily ^ | 7 June 2006 | Staff
    Democracy: Peru's Alan Garcia should never have been re-elected to anything, given his disastrous term as president from 1985 to 1990. That voters forgave and re-elected him Sunday only shows how bad the alternative was. Two months ago, when the first round of Peru's presidential elections was held, there was reason to despair. Free-market candidate Lourdes Flores was knocked out of the running by just a few thousand votes. That left Alan Garcia squared off against a far-leftist of the Hugo Chavez stripe, Ollanta Humala, giving many Peruvians a difficult and loathesome choice. Garcia wasn't just a bad president; he...
  • Hysteria at the ACLU

    05/29/2006 9:01:29 AM PDT · by AliVeritas · 10 replies · 764+ views
    Townhall ^ | May 29, 2006 | Jeff Jacoby
    There was something missing from the full-page advertisement that the American Civil Liberties Union ran in newspapers around the country last week. The ad kicked off an ACLU campaign called "Don't Spy On Me," which is aimed at pressuring federal and state regulators into investigating the phone companies that supplied domestic call records to federal intelligence analysts. Subtle the ad wasn't. "IF YOU'VE USED A TELEPHONE IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS, READ THIS," shouted the headline in end-of-the-world-sized type. "AT&T, Verizon, and other phone companies may have illegally sent your phone records to the National Security Agency." The ad went...
  • Hugo Chavez Teams Up With Oliver Stone For New Film

    05/21/2006 5:14:24 PM PDT · by Bangupjob · 22 replies · 700+ views
    CANOE Jam Showbiz Movies ^ | 21 May 2006 | Associated Press
    CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) - American director Oliver Stone and British producer John Daly plan to make a film about the 2002 coup that briefly brought down Venezuela's government, President Hugo Chavez said Sunday. Chavez said Stone and Daly plan to announce the upcoming film at the Cannes Film Festival in France. He added that the two called Venezuela Sunday morning to discuss their plans. "They've asked for our permission to announce it today in Cannes, and we've told them yes, that we're interested in that film being made," Chavez said during his weekly television and radio program.
  • Occidental seeks over $1 bln in damages from Ecuador

    05/18/2006 2:15:11 PM PDT · by Kitten Festival · 20 replies · 986+ views
    Reuters ^ | 5-18-06 | Staff
    NEW YORK, May 18 (Reuters) - Occidental Petroleum Corp. (OXY.N: Quote, Profile, Research) is seeking damages totaling more than $1 billion as part of an arbitration claim against the Ecuadorean government for seizing its assets, a company spokesman said on Thursday. The U.S. oil producer has also terminated all local employees in Ecuador and is relocating its expatriate staff, the spokesman said.
  • Latin Lunacy Spreads To Ecuador (Guess who behind it)

    05/18/2006 7:15:25 AM PDT · by Isara · 18 replies · 1,089+ views
    Investor's Business Daily ^ | 5/17/2006 | Editor
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    04/27/2006 6:33:58 PM PDT · by tomkow6 · 637 replies · 4,437+ views
    My "VOICES","kitty-katz",the Canteen Crew,John Jacob Jingle-Himmer Smith,and FRiends of the Canteen
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    01/27/2006 5:00:43 PM PST · by Kitten Festival · 1 replies · 206+ views
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    12/18/2005 7:52:10 AM PST · by Valin · 23 replies · 464+ views
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