[Covenantor]

All the functions of a modern smartphone.

I'd say it was more functional, recognizable dialer, real keybord, numerical keypad and room for a sammich or two. Oh where did we go wrong?

[vladimir998]

“I’d say it was more functional, recognizable dialer, real keybord, numerical keypad and room for a sammich or two. Oh where did we go wrong?”

Well, for one thing smartphones don’t come with stewardesses in cute pink uniforms. Let’s start there!

[NorthMountain]

It also has a monitor that normal humans can read without eye-strain.