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To: Freedom_Fighter_2001
He don't know what he's doin, the guys incontinent!

21 posted on 08/30/2015 10:49:49 AM PDT by Bobalu (See my freep page for political images.)
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To: Bobalu

Shouldn’t that be:

He don’t know where he’s goin’, the guy’s incontinent!


34 posted on 08/30/2015 10:52:47 AM PDT by null and void (Send them all back!)
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To: Bobalu

Firefly: (Pontificating) My friends...This case moves me deeply. Look at Chicolini...He sits there alone...An abject figure.

Chicolini: I abject!

Firefly: (Pontificating again) I say, look at Chicolini...He sits there alone...a pitiable object! Let's see you get outta that one...Surrounded by a sea of unfriendly faces...Chicolini! Give me a number from one to ten!

Chicolini: Eleven!

Firefly: Right!

Chicolini: Now I ask you one...What is it has a trunk but no key, weighs two thousand pounds, and lives in a circus?

Prosecutor: That's irrelevant!

Chicolini: A relephant? Hey! That's the answer...There's a whole lotta relephants in the circus.

Judge: That sort of testimony we can eliminate!

Chicolini: At'sa fine, I'll take some.

Judge: You'll take what?

Chicolini: A lemonade...A nice, cold glassa lemonade. (Aside to Firefly) Hey boss, I'm doin' good!

77 posted on 08/30/2015 11:09:41 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: Bobalu

Everyone ignores me. And I can’t stand ignorant people.


129 posted on 08/30/2015 11:34:42 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: Bobalu

166 posted on 08/30/2015 12:02:10 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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