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[Satire / Hoax] How Can I Convince My 3-Year-Old They’re Transgender?
Every Woman Weekly ^ | September 9, 2015 | Jane Agni, writer from fake news/hoax site National Report.net

Posted on 09/20/2015 2:19:53 PM PDT by sparklite2

Dear Jane,

I’ve been in such a state of perpetual turmoil ever since giving birth. My child, pronoun “they”, is now 3-years-old. I have been mired in a heinous state of chronic depression because “they” do not want to play with girl’s toys. It destroys me that “they” might be another white CIS male, and another future agent of the patriarchy. That’s just not the type of lifestyle I can support or agree with. “Their” father has also been deeply despondent over our child’s reluctance to conform to our stance and ideals on gender. My husband identifies as gender neutral, and whenever “Xe” (my husbands current pronoun) witnesses our child playing with toy trucks and trains, it triggers “Xer” so hard that “Xe” crumbles into a quivering pile of inconsolable PTSD jitters.

My question is, how can I persuade my child to blossom into the fabulous transgender individual that I know in my heart “they” truly are? All I’ve ever wanted was a trans child, and the fact that “they” seem so drawn to boys toys and refuse to don the lovely dresses I so painstakingly choose for “them” just crushes my soul. What can I do to make “them” understand the harm that they inflict on our family through their identity as a CIS-gendered white male? Please Jane, help us, it’s tearing our family apart.

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To: sparklite2

How did you convince them to use the toilet?


21 posted on 09/20/2015 2:36:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: sparklite2

Excellent letter!! This is exactly the kind of thing I would submit to liberal magazines to twist them into knot and make them look stupid.


22 posted on 09/20/2015 2:37:24 PM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: sparklite2
according to other sources and articles written by same, yes it is pure bullsh!t
23 posted on 09/20/2015 2:37:49 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: sparklite2

If these parents don’t repent, God is going to judge them so harshly for leading these children into sin! I am so sorry for these kids!


24 posted on 09/20/2015 2:39:49 PM PDT by BlackFemaleArmyColonel (JESUS CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR!)
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To: JJ_Folderol

That is the question.


25 posted on 09/20/2015 2:40:12 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: sparklite2

Just reading through the rest of the site, really. It screams bad satire.


26 posted on 09/20/2015 2:41:10 PM PDT by Conscience of a Conservative
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To: dfwgator

I am not sure either. Their other articles are way out there weird.


27 posted on 09/20/2015 2:42:06 PM PDT by Dennis M.
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To: skeeter
Needs proof and not mere supposition.

I still don't trust whether this is satire or not.

Supposition turns out to be wrong quite a bit on FR.

/johnny

28 posted on 09/20/2015 2:42:40 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: sparklite2

Jane is some kind of lib troll.

http://nationalreport.net/author/jane-agni/


29 posted on 09/20/2015 2:43:02 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: SamAdams76

The fact that we are not sure begs the question if it really matters and underscores the reality that our republic is collapsing before our very eyes. (I think it is a hoax more so than satire.)


30 posted on 09/20/2015 2:43:27 PM PDT by unlearner (RIP America, 7/4/1776 - 6/26/2015, "Only God can judge us now." - Claus Von Stauffenberg / Valkyrie)
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To: Conscience of a Conservative
Badly written; no seems spot on based on the beliefs and worries of your everyday SJW.
31 posted on 09/20/2015 2:45:33 PM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: Conscience of a Conservative

I’m beginning to think so, too.
In which case, it’s funny as hell!


32 posted on 09/20/2015 2:46:42 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Voting is acting white.)
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To: sparklite2
Please Jane, help us, it’s tearing our family apart.

What makes you think you have a family you sick twisted freak.

Families have mothers, fathers and children which you obviously don't even want.

Do your kids a favor and give them up for adoption.

33 posted on 09/20/2015 2:46:44 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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National Report is a website which posts fictional articles related to world events.[2][3] It is described by Snopes.com as a fake news site,[4] by FactCheck.org as a satirical site[5] and by Caitlin Dewey of the Washington Post as part of a fake-news industry, making profits from “duping gullible Internet users with deceptively newsy headlines.”[6] The National Report describes itself as a “news and political satire web publication” and provides a disclaimer that “all news articles contained within National Report are fiction”.[7]


34 posted on 09/20/2015 2:47:59 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: sparklite2

What do you intend to prove with this garbage thread. Seeing how many people you can drag in.


35 posted on 09/20/2015 2:49:22 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: JRandomFreeper
Its satire. For the real stuff visit a few tumblr and reddit pages. Not much different than this page though.
36 posted on 09/20/2015 2:49:26 PM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: rollo tomasi

Exactly. This article could be cut and pasted from half a dozen SJW tumblrs, many with whole sentences.


37 posted on 09/20/2015 2:52:29 PM PDT by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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To: sparklite2

Is it just me, or does this read like the intro to a certain kind of porn story?


38 posted on 09/20/2015 2:55:27 PM PDT by Clioman
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To: sparklite2

Satire I’m guessing.


39 posted on 09/20/2015 2:56:12 PM PDT by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: sparklite2

Translation: my mentally ill husband is devastated that our son is normal. What do we do to invoke the same if not more severe form of our illness in the kid?


40 posted on 09/20/2015 3:00:26 PM PDT by tbw2
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