[Paleo Pete]

It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. - usually attributed to Confucius

If you had everything...where would you put it? - Steven Wright

At the last possible moment he stopped on a dime..Unfortunately the dime was in Mr Roccoco’s pocket. - Nick Danger, Third Eye

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you - Golden Rule according to most of the world’s major religions.

A how how how how - Billy Gibbons

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you - Steven Wright

So many idiots and only six bullets - ???

The more I learn about people the more I like my cat - ???

I can’t remember any more right now...gimme a while...

[Auntie Mame]

If you had everything...where would you put it? - Steven Wright

This reminds me of another Steven Write quote, I never read it and only heard it once, but it's stuck with me:

"I have a sea shell collection. I keep it on the beaches of the world." -- Steven Wright

[skeptoid]

A how how how how - Billy Gibbons

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