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To: Paleo Pete

If you had everything...where would you put it? - Steven Wright

This reminds me of another Steven Write quote, I never read it and only heard it once, but it's stuck with me:

"I have a sea shell collection. I keep it on the beaches of the world." -- Steven Wright

179 posted on 09/21/2015 9:05:03 PM PDT by Auntie Mame (Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)

To: Auntie Mame

I saw that one on a TV show, the first line was the “if you had everything” line. Wright is great.

What is the speed of dark?

Here is a page with a bunch of Steven wright quotes. I dare you to finish it without laughing till your face hurts.

180 posted on 09/21/2015 9:11:16 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (I'm with the bomb squad. If you see me running, CATCH UP!)

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