[bgill]

Like, uh, I saw all the other lemmings running off cliffs and thought it strange but, what the heck, I joined them. Blooming idiots. Daisy-head Mayzie and Ophelia Addams. One carrot short of a full row. One pickled pepper short of a peck. One cabbage short of a winter garden. One rose short of a dozen bouquet. One tomato short of a bushel. One carrot short of a full row.

[doug from upland]

One taco short of a combination plate.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Isn’t it San Francisco where they wear flowers in their hair? The artificial ones at least have to be more economical.

[PJBankard]

If anything, they should be wearing real plants on their head. It would serve the purpose of allowing them to breath semi-clean air.

[TomGuy]

Sounds about as silly as ‘red nose day’ being pushed by some.

[nuconvert]

LoL. I read it as plastic pants. lol.. Maybe that will be next.

[Proud2BeRight]

“Everyone”????? Looks like only a few silly young people having fun with a goofy fad to me.

There has to be a “fertilizer for brains” joke in that somewhere.

[Red Badger]

Grampa Simpson: We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[sportutegrl]

Someone could be trolling the Chinese. Like when 4-Chan convinced feminists to pee their pants for ‘equality’. See: #pissforequality

[Lx]

Taking the ever popular sport of Trepanning to new heights I see.

[knarf]

invent a situation, market it, make money

algore is PISSED

[TheZMan]

I read the title as: "Everyone in China Is Wearing Plastic Pants on Their Heads"

Very disappointed.

[SamAdams76]

This thread would not be complete without flower pots.

[Larry Lucido]

Im”plants”?

[justlurking]

[smokingfrog]

[tophat9000]

actually it’s an alien invasion and their camouflaging their antennas this way

[csvset]

Oh, plants. I read it as pants. Never mind.

[ClearCase_guy]

“What a shocking bad hat!”
— The Madness of Crowds

[uglybiker]

Reminds me of zombie ants.

[Celtic Conservative]

“Le chapeau des jardins.”

There, now it has a chic, trendy name too.

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