For Programmers Only

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[ShadowAce]

[GingisK]

I cut my programming teeth on a DEC PDP-11 system...

I sure hope you didn't miss the best one of all: Motorola 68000 family. It was a super set of the PDP-11. They used hexadecimal in its assembler and OS.

[justlurking]

Programmers think differently.

An example: go out to lunch with a group of programmers.

The waitress usually says something like: "If you need anything, my name is Brittany".

There's always a wiseguy that asks: "What's your name if we don't need anything?"

All the programmers will crack up laughing. Everyone else will wonder what is so funny.

[GingisK]

Dark ages computer jokes:

One, two, continue my do
three, Fortran is a bore.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his peripheral pie.
He input a thumb and output a plumb,
and said, "What a great toy is I/O".

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your program flow?
In lots of loops in nested groups, and neat arrays all in a row.

Hey! did you hear about the Cray?
It came out of an infinite loop in five minutes!

[JoeFromSidney]

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who don't.

[JoeFromSidney]

Then there was the programmer who went into a restaurant and ordered "soup default."