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Posted on 10/08/2015 10:15:43 AM PDT by econjack
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To: Mannaggia l'America
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posted on
10/08/2015 10:39:33 AM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(A Kenyan appears to have infiltrated the lumberyard.)
To: notdownwidems
...people who understand math and people who dont. How about this one? It works for everything under which axiomatic set theory applies. [Which is pretty much everything.]
There are exactly two kinds of people in this world: those who belong to a given arbitrary set, and those who belong to its complement.
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posted on
10/08/2015 10:43:07 AM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(A Kenyan appears to have infiltrated the lumberyard.)
To: econjack
And then there's the unary number system (perhaps originally based on the idea of counting fingers). E.g., 10 in the decimal system would be "1111111111" in unary. The only application of this I ever saw was an algorithm for doing infinite precision arithmetic using a Turing tape as the only memory device.
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posted on
10/08/2015 10:46:15 AM PDT
by
snarkpup
("No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough." - Susan Modesky)
To: econjack
I use this joke in my classes. Most of them don’t get it :-)
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posted on
10/08/2015 10:48:03 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
To: econjack
My teenaged homeschoolers get it. :)
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:00:53 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
To: snarkpup
E.g., 10 in the decimal system would be "1111111111" in unary. The only application of this I ever saw was an algorithm for doing infinite precision arithmetic using a Turing tape as the only memory device. Looks like eBonics math to me.
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:02:22 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
To: econjack
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:03:40 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: justlurking
Programming is like a woman, one missed period and it all goes to crap.
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:11:34 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
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To: econjack
Teacher told the class that likely two thirds of them did not understand fractions well—one of the students responded more pessimistically that it might be as high as four thirds.
To: notdownwidems
There are only three kinds of people in the world, those who conform and... look, pancakes!
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:20:20 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
To: econjack
LISP is a recursive language.
First you curse and then you recurse.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:22:19 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: econjack
To: econjack
A JOKE O-O DEVELOPERS CAN UNDERSTAND
To: econjack
IF HAMLET WAS A HARDWARE ENGINEER:
To: econjack
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:27:31 AM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son...)
To: justlurking
To: KosmicKitty
I use this joke in my classes. Most of them dont get it :-)Ahh... Object-oriented programmers...
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:28:32 AM PDT
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit.)
To: CJ Wolf
To: roamer_1
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:31:38 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
To: econjack
A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are in a gymnasium where the girls on one side and the boys on the other move half the distance between them each minute.
When asked "when will they reach each other?":
mathematician: "When time = infinity"
physicist: "Never"
engineer: "They'll be close enough for all practical purposes in about 10 minutes".
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posted on
10/08/2015 11:31:52 AM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son...)
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