To: alexander_busek
Golf is better than sex. It lasts 4 hours, lots of fresh air, green grass, company of 3 pals, never catch any STD’s, no costs after it is finished, makes you walk 6 miles, you do not need to wine and dine the green’s keeper before playing, the golf course never has a headache, and never boring or repetitious.
13 posted on
10/23/2015 12:46:34 AM PDT by
entropy12
(All candidates are in pockets of their rich donors and lobbyists. Except Trump.)
To: entropy12
Golf is better than sex. Golf is worse than sex. Four hours of frustration, doing all that work just trying to get it into the hole 18 times. Lots of costs after it is finished and you divvy up the skins with your 3 pals. The wining and dining occurs at the 19th hole. The golf course gives you the headache. But no, it's never boring.
19 posted on
10/23/2015 2:51:29 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag necessary?)
To: entropy12
So that explains the fascination with golf.
20 posted on
10/23/2015 3:50:12 AM PDT by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: entropy12
"Golf is better than sex." So THAT'S your problem! :)
26 posted on
10/23/2015 6:32:48 AM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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