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Florida woman falls asleep in grease dumpster (Woman swears at officers, tries to fight them)
WPTV ^ | November 17, 2015 | Tara Molina

Posted on 11/20/2015 6:51:25 AM PST by ConservativeStatement

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To: smokingfrog

Ankles behind her head?


41 posted on 11/20/2015 9:35:31 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Lazamataz

Pants already around ankles - can skip foreplay ...


42 posted on 11/20/2015 10:31:04 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
She might have been greased, but at least she wasn't battered.


43 posted on 11/20/2015 11:19:03 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wow. She must have been really lubed.


44 posted on 11/20/2015 11:46:38 AM PST by matt1234 (Note to GOPe lurkers: I and thousands like me will NEVER vote for Jeb Bush)
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To: ConservativeStatement; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

The Grease Dumpster: a musical in which Olivia Newton-John finally snags John Travolta by dressing like a ho.

Oh, wait, this is a different woman in a different grease dumpster.

Never mind.

DANG!


45 posted on 11/20/2015 12:04:47 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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To: DaxtonBrown
Not that awkward ;)
46 posted on 11/20/2015 12:09:54 PM PST by Trillian
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To: DaxtonBrown

I think the closest I ever came was getting drunk and throwing up in my dorm room.


47 posted on 11/20/2015 12:10:33 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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To: equaviator; Lazamataz

I stand corrected.


48 posted on 11/20/2015 1:22:48 PM PST by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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