ISIS Surrenders in face of Climate Change Conference

Vanity | 12/10/2015 | ArGee

[ArGee]

They’re crazy and they’re kooky.

[ArGee]

The most extreme cases get elected to Congress.

[Monkey Face]

That would ruin my concentration, too!

I got the spaghetti made and it was good, as usual, and now I’m waiting for the rest to cool off so I can refrigerate it.
And now my stomach is upset. I didn’t add the sugar until it was almost done, which I never do...I add it to the tomato sauce.

The wind is driving me bonkers.

[Monkey Face]

He might be hiding in the shower curtain that Tax-chick lost during one move, lo, these long years ago, when her household had less members.

I’d try to tempt him with some raw hamburger, rather than my hand...

[NoCmpromiz]

“Stop messing with the tempo! Quit overemoting and just do the song!”

But being a musician gives you free license to vigorously critique the work of any of the remaining class of musicians...

[NoCmpromiz]

Or mayor of Gotham...

[ArGee]

He’s not dead, he’s pinin’ for the fjords.

[NoCmpromiz]

Ok, so I stole it..

[Monkey Face]

You mean, like Eric the Awful, of Ray Stevens song fame...?

[Monkey Face]

I might have to steal it from you... ;o]

[null and void]

A snippet of the lyrics of “Somebody told me” by the Killers.

Free association.

My ex says I do it better than anyone she’s ever met outside a mental institution.

[Tax-chick]

They're crazy and they're kooky.

And they'll all vote for Hillary.

[Tax-chick]

being a musician gives you free license to vigorously critique the work of any of the remaining class of musicians

I can't tell a good didgeridoo player from a bad one.

[Tax-chick]

Did you know that, if you type ArGee wrong, it’s “agree”?

The zombies got the shower curtains. Darksheare found the remains and disposed of them out the airlock.

Have you looked on the Christmas tree?

[null and void]

I still ping Barbara K. Olson, she hasn’t posted since 9/11, and is very unlikely to ever post again.

[PROCON]

Grumpy Cat makes the BIG TIMES!

Purr-fect imitation: Grumpy Cat is immortalized at Madame Tussauds with her own animatronic figure

[Monkey Face]

Oh. I’m sorry. I must have missed the Christmas tree. I miss a lot of things these days.

I went out in the wind and wish I hadn’t.

[Tax-chick]

If space aliens are watching us, they must be very confused.

[Tax-chick]

Sorry to hear about that! It’s in the mid-70s here.

[Monkey Face]

I saw that on the alphabet news this morning. First time Tussaud’s has ever done a cat, much less an animated something.