Que David Attenborough: “Here, in the North Eastern United States ,Scientists have just discovered the long Sort after hiding place of the Pinnacle Golf Ball.”
(If you don't play: The Pinnacle ball is a ball on a Divine mission to disappear at high speed into the bushes never to be seen again.)
Subtle? NIMBY!
Attenborough, slow quiet, “Carefully wading the creek barefoot, we can feel the first of the-Yikes! Something just bit me! WTBH was that!”
“Dunno sir. They sat there are poisonous copperhead snakes, crawdads, whatever those are, and....”
“Where’s my Agent, dammit?”
There go my hopes for a speaking role and a chance for a SAG card....sigh.