[Berlin_Freeper]

Bake a cake. Let it cool. Inject whipped cream and serve.

[This_far]

Jon Kerraaaay would say, (ok, might)

Anyone can bake a cake,

I moved a fire hydrant in Boston.

(not kidding... here’s a link, not even from Boston)

“https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwixk8XB3IzKAhWJKWMKHSJhDr8QFgggMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Farticles.latimes.com%2F1997-05-18%2Fnews%2Fmn-60152_1_plastic-fire-hydrant&usg=AFQjCNH9EJM-4kw3hbYZpMv247vJdoMlZw';