Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

ktla ^

[a fool in paradise]

Something has to balance out the 100+ Trump and Cruz articles that are being posted every day.

[mumblypeg]

So you’re saying threads like this really stune your beeber?
Unnnngghh!
(Signed)
-noob

[dfwgator]

2 Live Monkeys

I figured they were a rap act like "2 Live Crew".

[a fool in paradise]

Is 2 Live Monkeys a Flo-ridian rappity hippity hop band?

[a fool in paradise]

GMTA

[Resettozero]

So you're saying threads like this really stune your beeber? Unnnngghh! (Signed) -noob

I saw this thread right after complaining on the placenta-pizza thread and was on a good roll of griping. Like I said previously, shouldn't have posted a complaint; should've just kept my thought to myself.

Carry on.

[Darksheare]

Monkey assassins.

[woofie]

I would lead with the man. thus:

“Incoherent Man, Two Live Monkeys, a Dead Woman. and Seven Krispy Kreme Donuts Found in Apartment”

[EQAndyBuzz]

“It must have been quite the act. “

“And what are you called? “The Aristocrats!”

[shibumi]

"What is this? A Warren Zevon song?"

Nope.
It's a blogger's convention.

[KarlInOhio]

I expect this will be in Dana Loesch's "Florida Man" segment.

[Tax-chick]

Could this be a new Undead Thread? It has live monkeys and an incoherent man.

[moose07]

I'm sold.
Two Bloaters and a room full of monkeys....sounds kind of familiar. :)

[moose07]

“Come-on, who among us haven't taken 2 monkeys into a motel room?”

As there haven’t been any replies to your question for the last six hours, i’m feeling kind of deprived.
Is it a common thing to do, to take “2 monkeys into a motel room”?
:D

[Tax-chick]

Two Bloaters and a room full of monkeys....sounds kind of familiar.

You've been to Mexico?

[SamAdams76]

They say that if you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters and let them type randomly for a million years, eventually one of them will randomly type out the works of Shakespeare.

Sorry, but I'm not buying that one.

In fact, I bet you wouldn't even get one chapter of a Stephen King novel.

[moose07]

Yep, in ‘98.
A lot nicer than i was expecting.

[Tax-chick]

Gosh, I should think so! Mexico has had an incredibly bad press the last couple of decades, with some justification. I have a lot of Mexican friends, and there’s no possible confusion about why they left Michoacán or Acapulco.

[PROCON]

Is it a common thing to do, to take “2 monkeys into a motel room”?

:D

Well, I was 21 and pretty drunk at the time, it coulda' been 3 monkeys :-)

[RansomOttawa]

Dead Woman, 2 Live Monkeys Found in Florida Motel Room: Police

If you put 2 Live Monkeys in front of a typewriter, will they eventually bang out an obscene rap song?