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I FOUND OUR CANDIDATE !!!
WWW.HESNUCKIN.COM ^ | fEBRUARY3, 2016 | KNARF

Posted on 02/03/2016 1:24:11 PM PST by knarf

HE'S PERFECT !


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: candidate; presidential

1 posted on 02/03/2016 1:24:11 PM PST by knarf
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To: knarf

Just what we need — another dummy.


2 posted on 02/03/2016 1:29:48 PM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: knarf

I’ll never understand why anyone thinks this guy is funny.


3 posted on 02/03/2016 1:31:20 PM PST by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: knarf
is he better than Vermin Supreme?


4 posted on 02/03/2016 1:33:00 PM PST by Mr. K (Maybe people are poor BECAUSE they vote democrat.)
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To: knarf

Hillaryous. Thanks for posting.


5 posted on 02/03/2016 1:37:41 PM PST by PGalt
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To: PGalt

He’s natural born; in fact, I’m fairly certain he is from the cherry tree that George Washington cut down.


6 posted on 02/03/2016 1:39:19 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: freedomson

It’s not that he’s funny. He’s *really* handsome. or at least that’s why I like him.
It was funny though.

Thanks, knarf! (Hope you’re feeling better today!)


7 posted on 02/03/2016 1:47:24 PM PST by KGeorge
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

: ) very nicely done, Pilgrim (in my best John Wayne voice). I’d take the dummy for Prez and his buddy for VP at this point.

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/131


8 posted on 02/03/2016 1:47:42 PM PST by PGalt
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To: Mr. K
Brush your teeth like a Viking!


9 posted on 02/03/2016 1:50:45 PM PST by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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To: freedomson

Redneck type of humor.


10 posted on 02/03/2016 1:51:06 PM PST by huldah1776 ( Vote Pro-life! Allow God to bless America before He avenges the death of the innocent.)
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To: knarf
No, thanks . . . his Walter dummy is already Vice President.


11 posted on 02/03/2016 1:57:47 PM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: freedomson

That’s the funny thing about humor....
What some people find funny others find not funny or offensive.....
It also has a lot to do with your mood at the time or how much you have drunk....
That’s why I never post sober... :^)


12 posted on 02/03/2016 2:00:03 PM PST by nevergore
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To: Mr. K
Vermin ran as a Republican (Red Hampshire) in 2008 and picked up roughly 40 votes. Tried his luck as a Democrat in 2012 and collected more than 800 votes. Natch, he running as a Democrat this time around.

Red Hampshire? 'We pick Presidents'. Loons.

13 posted on 02/03/2016 2:05:59 PM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: nevergore

Reminds me of my favorite Ernest Hemingway quote:

“Write drunk; edit sober.”


14 posted on 02/03/2016 2:49:38 PM PST by RatRipper (The biggest threat to US national security is our government and those in it.)
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To: knarf

"Yes, I support the flat tax. Women with small breasts should be taxed"

15 posted on 02/03/2016 3:18:49 PM PST by Manic_Episode (GOP = The Whig Party)
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To: Manic_Episode

“Welcome to Wal-Mart....now get your #@(& and get out!”


16 posted on 02/03/2016 3:21:01 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Manic_Episode

Great line, eh ?


17 posted on 02/03/2016 3:30:50 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: knarf
I liked the answer to the question: "How do you tell your wife that you're gay?"

Walter: "Buy a Prius."

18 posted on 02/03/2016 3:41:35 PM PST by GreenHornet
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