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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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1 posted on 02/12/2016 4:45:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP


2 posted on 02/12/2016 4:47:20 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo


3 posted on 02/12/2016 4:48:01 AM PST by sleddogs
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...


HERE IS SOME

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4 posted on 02/12/2016 4:48:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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5 posted on 02/12/2016 4:50:59 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber


6 posted on 02/12/2016 4:52:18 AM PST by onona (Where are you tonight, my sweet Marie)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before 10!


7 posted on 02/12/2016 4:55:28 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten Bump.


8 posted on 02/12/2016 4:55:51 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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Good Morning!

It’s so cold...


9 posted on 02/12/2016 5:00:32 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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10 posted on 02/12/2016 5:07:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice boobs.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform.


11 posted on 02/12/2016 5:11:42 AM PST by panaxanax ( Cruz/West 2016)
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Car keys. They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car’s ignition. He’s afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
“I left my keys in the car and it’s been stolen.”

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.”Are you kidding me?” he barked, “I dropped you off!”

Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”

He retorted,
“I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn’t steal your damn car!”


12 posted on 02/12/2016 5:21:28 AM PST by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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To: Lucky9teen; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Larry Lucido

My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.


13 posted on 02/12/2016 5:39:00 AM PST by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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Top 20!!

Happy Frigday!! d:^)


14 posted on 02/12/2016 5:39:34 AM PST by CopperTop
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YOU GUYS WANNA HANG OUT?!


15 posted on 02/12/2016 5:44:06 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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16 posted on 02/12/2016 5:44:25 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)
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17 posted on 02/12/2016 5:44:35 AM PST by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: Lucky9teen

I go to Walgreen’s and Walmart and you post the Silliness!!!

TOP SOMETHING! AGAIN!


18 posted on 02/12/2016 5:45:49 AM PST by Monkey Face (Never be defined by your past. It was a lesson, not a life sentence.)
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19 posted on 02/12/2016 5:46:04 AM PST by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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20 posted on 02/12/2016 5:47:57 AM PST by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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