***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Back in the 1980s I rented a small house in WV. The rent was two hundred dollars a month. When I paid the rent the landlord would write the receipt "To Hunder Dollars."

41 posted on 02/12/2016 6:57:07 AM PST by 4yearlurker (Sodom punished for those who practiced an abominable vice as a religious rite-Henry C. Beck)

42 posted on 02/12/2016 7:05:21 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)

Great legs. What time do they open?

43 posted on 02/12/2016 7:06:17 AM PST by Hoodat (Article 4, Section 4)

Good lord where is that?

44 posted on 02/12/2016 7:10:26 AM PST by Califreak (Madeleine Albright says I'm going to hell)

I don’t know. Just found the video on a random site. Looks like somewhere in asia.

45 posted on 02/12/2016 7:31:07 AM PST by r_barton (We the People of the United States...)

Are you sure you’re names not homework? Cause I feel like I should be doing you, but I’m not.

46 posted on 02/12/2016 7:48:00 AM PST by LambSlave

To: Larry Lucido

The Democratic National Committee just announced the actual final results of the Super Bowl and it's now a tie as Carolina has been awarded 14 "Superpoints."

~Dennis Miller

47 posted on 02/12/2016 7:55:29 AM PST by PROCON (Proud CRUZader!)

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

Officer:" May I see your driver's license?"
Biker:" I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
Officer:" May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
Biker:" It's not my bike. I stole it."
Officer:" The motorcycle is stolen?"
Biker:" That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there."
Officer: "There's a gun in the tool bag?"
Biker: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags."
Officer:" There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?"
Biker:" Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

Captain:" Sir, can I see your license?"
Biker:" Sure. Here it is. It was valid."
Captain:" Who's motorcycle is this?"
Biker:" It's mine, officer. Here's the registration."
Captain:" Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?"
Biker:" Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it."

Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

Captain:" Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them."
Biker:" No problem."

The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

Captain:" I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags."
Biker:" Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!

48 posted on 02/12/2016 8:20:02 AM PST by Baynative (The people promising to raise taxes and support abortion are already rich and already born.)

49 posted on 02/12/2016 9:07:02 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)

To: Lucky9teen; All

50 posted on 02/12/2016 9:26:21 AM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")

51 posted on 02/12/2016 9:27:15 AM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")

52 posted on 02/12/2016 9:33:40 AM PST by relentlessly

53 posted on 02/12/2016 9:42:23 AM PST by dragonblustar

54 posted on 02/12/2016 10:00:49 AM PST by wyokostur

I remember driving around North Georgia, and seeing a roadside stand with a sign offering “Balled P-nuts”...

55 posted on 02/12/2016 10:14:13 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)

...or a ‘Fiesta’ along the tracks in Indio or Coachella.

56 posted on 02/12/2016 10:15:55 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)

57 posted on 02/12/2016 10:49:25 AM PST by Lil Flower (American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God. ROLL TIDE!!)

58 posted on 02/12/2016 10:50:20 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)

She ain’t in no way tarred?

59 posted on 02/12/2016 10:51:52 AM PST by Ingtar (1.9% delegates allocated. Trump 1.37%, Crux .88% of needed to nominate. 2/11)

60 posted on 02/12/2016 11:07:36 AM PST by Lil Flower (American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God. ROLL TIDE!!)

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