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If the Lord of the Rings movies had been made today, Frodo and Sam would have been gay lovers.

Just to appease less than 2% of the population.

1 posted on 03/05/2016 6:15:05 PM PST by Samwell Tarly
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So he was hot for Lea for what reason?

And he dressed without flair...


2 posted on 03/05/2016 6:17:42 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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...2% of the population who are going to hate themselves no matter how good we try to make them feel about their perversion.


3 posted on 03/05/2016 6:19:03 PM PST by KyCats
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Star Wars is gay.


4 posted on 03/05/2016 6:19:27 PM PST by rey
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Oh, come on..!

This is a marketing plan: We’re SUPPOSED to get all pissed-off and DISCUSS THE MOVIE.

It’s free PR and they’re playing us for, uh, well, SUCKERS.

Show me Luke skulking and mincing around a highway rest-stop or it’s B.S..!


5 posted on 03/05/2016 6:19:48 PM PST by gaijin
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If the Lord of the Rings movies had been made today, Frodo and Sam would have been gay lovers.

I never get tired of watching this.

Lord of the Rings - Parody

6 posted on 03/05/2016 6:20:06 PM PST by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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Don’t judge Luke by who he sodomizes.


7 posted on 03/05/2016 6:20:28 PM PST by Williams (Dear God, please save us from the Democrats. And the Republicans.)
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and Gollum would be a tranny?


8 posted on 03/05/2016 6:20:45 PM PST by dynachrome (We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.)
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I always had the sense that Mark Hamill was a queer.


9 posted on 03/05/2016 6:21:00 PM PST by Howie66 ("Tone down the tagline please." - Admin Moderator)
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Probably more of a eunuch role...
10 posted on 03/05/2016 6:21:50 PM PST by HangnJudge (Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
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It’s Hollywood. I wouldn’t be shocked if the big reveal in the next one is that he’s not only gay, but he’s also a black woman now.


11 posted on 03/05/2016 6:21:53 PM PST by 20yearsofinternet (Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
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12 posted on 03/05/2016 6:23:16 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Get Ready)
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If Star Wars goes homo, I’ll never watch another episode.


13 posted on 03/05/2016 6:24:24 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Liberals are the Taliban of America, trying to tear down any symbol that they don't like.)
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Thanks, Disney ... thanks a lot. >:-(


14 posted on 03/05/2016 6:24:36 PM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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I think it just means Mark Hamill might be gay.


15 posted on 03/05/2016 6:24:39 PM PST by Defiant (After 8 years of Chump Change, it's time for Trump Change!!)
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I think Luke is going to try to bridge the gap with the “Dark Side” and mend the breach.


19 posted on 03/05/2016 6:25:49 PM PST by HangnJudge (Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
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Sick.... Incidentally, I was bullied in school and at home; however, I am not enamored by the men having sex with men stuff. I am afraid if you are bullied it is better to get the crap beat out of you, than to obey the bully. Make it as tough for them as possible. That is why a study said that the stronger people were Conservative.


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20 posted on 03/05/2016 6:27:18 PM PST by Stepan12
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Nah.

The cast members are not allowed to give away plot lines and character revelations. Hamill is just being a PC stooge, he would not be permitted to give away show secrets.

21 posted on 03/05/2016 6:27:38 PM PST by GregoTX
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They were just made a few years ago. Were they gay?

Being gay must suck if you are writing to a complete stranger with your gay problems.


24 posted on 03/05/2016 6:29:15 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Ask Bernie supporters two questions: Who is rich. Who decides. In the past, that meant who died.)
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Luke Fudgepacker?


25 posted on 03/05/2016 6:29:27 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (I choose Cruz!)
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If you think Luke is gay, of course he is.

How does he prove that?

28 posted on 03/05/2016 6:29:58 PM PST by Libloather (Embrace the suck)
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