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God Has Coffee With Donald Trump
Townhall.com ^ | March 6, 2016 | Matt Barber

Posted on 03/06/2016 7:32:49 AM PST by Kaslin

What would happen if Donald Trump sat down with the Creator of the universe in a SoHo bistro?

The following statements attributed to Mr. Trump are not fabricated. The man truly uttered them. Those attributed to God are likewise genuine.

With whom do you agree?

Lattes are poured and chairs, scooted.

The discussion begins.

Trump: “I am a really smart guy. I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent. I know what sells, and I know what people want.”

God: “[I] oppose the proud, but give grace to the humble. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted” (James 4:6 and Luke 14:11).

Trump: “Nothing wrong with ego. Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it!”

God: “Let not the wise man boast in his wisdom, let not the mighty man boast in his might, let not the rich man boast in his riches. When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with the humble is wisdom. But as it is, you boast in your arrogance; all such boasting is evil” (Jeremiah 9:23, Proverbs 11:2, James 4:16).

Trump: “If you don’t tell people about your success, they probably won’t know about it.”

“Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. I’m really rich. Cash is king, and that’s one of the beauties of the casino business. And while I can’t honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one.”

God: “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil” (1 Timothy 6:10).

Trump: “Fighting for the last penny is a very good philosophy to have. I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day. Who the f–k knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?”

God: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God” (Matthew 19:24).

The conversation moves on to Mr. Trump’s boasting of his many adulterous affairs.

God: “Why should you be intoxicated, my son, with a forbidden woman and embrace the bosom of an adulteress?” (Proverbs 5:20)

Trump: “Nice t-ts, no brains. A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10. Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?'”

God: “Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered” (1 Peter 3:7).

Trump: “[Women:] You have to treat ’em like s—t.”

“When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of a– – a good one! – there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left.”

“If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters. You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of a–.”

“It’s all in the hunt, and once you get it, it loses some of its energy. I think competitive, successful men feel that way about women. Don’t you agree? Really, don’t you agree?”

God: “Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for [I] will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous” (Hebrews 13:4).

The discussion shifts to Mr. Trump’s lifelong and, until of late, Democratic Party affiliation, Obamacare and his opposition to a ban on even partial-birth abortion.

God: “Behold, children are a heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward” (Psalm 127:3).

Trump: “No, I am pro-choice in every respect. Very pro-choice. I just believe in choice.”

“I identify more as a Democrat. It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Hillary’s a great friend of mine. Her husband is a great friend of mine. I think Hillary is going to take it, and I think Hillary is very, very capable. Hillary’s always surrounded herself with very good people. I think Hillary would do a good job.”

“[Obama] is a strong guy who really knows what he wants, and this is what we need. What he has done is amazing.”

“I’m a liberal on health care. I like universal health care. As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.”

God: “Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for [I] love a cheerful giver. Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need. If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat” (2 Corinthians 9:7; Ephesians 4:28 and 2 Thessalonians 3:10).

The meeting closes with a brief exchange on repentance and forgiveness.

Trump: “For many years I’ve said that if someone screws you, screw them back. When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can.”

God: “But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. But if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses” (Matthew 5:44, Matthew 6:15).

Trump: “I don’t like to have to ask for forgiveness. Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness, if I am not making mistakes?”

God: “If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land” (2 Chronicles 7:14).

Trump: “I’m going to make America great again.”

God: “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin condemns any people. Good sense is a fountain of life to him who has it, but the instruction of fools is folly” (Proverbs 16:18, 14:34 and 16:22).

And so, God, Mr. Trump and their respective followers part ways, agreeing, for now at least, to disagree. (Note: Trump quotes cited and consolidated here, here and here.)


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To: Kenny

It is an election. You are supposed to be judgmental. What is an election without judgement?


61 posted on 03/06/2016 8:24:55 AM PST by rey
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To: Axeslinger

I was speaking as to the interviewer’s projections of “God having a coffee”.


62 posted on 03/06/2016 8:25:18 AM PST by mazda77
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To: rey

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t like an article using God to make the point. God’s judgement is personal, each of us will have to answer. Not an issue to be used for politics.


63 posted on 03/06/2016 8:29:09 AM PST by Kenny (RED)
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To: Kaslin

I was over it before I clicked on it. I don’t take much punditry seriously any more. But the op-ed, as you call it, is pathetic.


64 posted on 03/06/2016 8:31:15 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Kaslin
Dear Matt Barber,
Pity you didn't focus this sort of piece on Hillary Clinton.
Hugs and Kisses,

Laz

65 posted on 03/06/2016 8:34:21 AM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Kenny
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t like an article using God to make the point. God’s judgement is personal, each of us will have to answer. Not an issue to be used for politics.

This.

66 posted on 03/06/2016 8:34:54 AM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


67 posted on 03/06/2016 8:35:13 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Donglalinger

68 posted on 03/06/2016 8:37:48 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Donglalinger

69 posted on 03/06/2016 8:37:49 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Donglalinger

70 posted on 03/06/2016 8:37:50 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Donglalinger

71 posted on 03/06/2016 8:38:08 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Donglalinger

72 posted on 03/06/2016 8:38:52 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin; All

All the words by Trump are direct quotes.

Yet you trumpeters ignore that fact.

Why can’t you’’t you be honest, at least with yourselves?

IF nothing else - at least REFUTE his words -

they ARE HIS WORDS.

Most of you won’t even listen to your Idols own words - or real record.

Nor will you listen to anything about Cruz...and continuously post out and out lies about him.

Folks. Our country - our freedoms - our Constitution - are hanging by a thread.

AT least, READ - inform yourselves.

I know most of you won’t listen to this - afraid to learn something uncomfortable, at odds with your beliefs. But our COUNTRY, our freedoms are more important than to just blindly vote on someone’s rhetoric alone...-

We need someone that hits the ground running, that knows the Constitution backwards and forwards - that has spent his life defending it - including in front of the Supreme Court - a man who has honor at the core, starting with his private life. That is the measure of a man.

Character DOES matter...

http://www.mrconservative.com/2016/01/68912-ted-cruzs-secret-history-was-just-leaked-this-changes-everything/


73 posted on 03/06/2016 8:49:23 AM PST by maine-iac7 (A Christian is as a Christian does - "By their works...")
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To: CodeToad

You’re full of it. Townhall.com might have couple of columnists that are leftwing. Steve Chapman is an example, but the rest are conservative. Live with it, it is factual


74 posted on 03/06/2016 8:50:41 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/06/this-is-a-movement/


75 posted on 03/06/2016 8:52:28 AM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
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To: Kaslin

Townhall is full of it. All this insane anti-Trump crap that you post from there. They are not conservatives or pro-American, they are eGOP. Your postings from there prove it. They prefer Hillary to win than Trump. That’s insane.


76 posted on 03/06/2016 8:53:02 AM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: ifinnegan

“But it’s like Dizzy Dean said, “it ain’t bragging if you done it”.”

Sorry! wrong it’s still bragging! clearly Dizzy Dean didn’t have a dictionary.


77 posted on 03/06/2016 8:56:31 AM PST by qman
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To: dforest

“God loves everyone, including Trump.”

Yes and no. God offers love to everyone, but God is also just:

23 If you turn at my reproof,
behold, I will pour out my spirit to you;
I will make my words known to you.
24 Because I have called and you refused to listen,
have stretched out my hand and no one has heeded,
25 because you have ignored all my counsel
and would have none of my reproof,
26 I also will laugh at your calamity;
I will mock when terror strikes you,
27 when terror strikes you like a storm
and your calamity comes like a whirlwind,
when distress and anguish come upon you.
28 Then they will call upon me, but I will not answer;
they will seek me diligently but will not find me.
29 Because they hated knowledge
and did not choose the fear of the Lord,
30 would have none of my counsel
and despised all my reproof,
31 therefore they shall eat the fruit of their way,
and have their fill of their own devices.


78 posted on 03/06/2016 8:58:17 AM PST by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of infants, ruled by their emotion)
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To: HarleyLady27

“The problem is now days you have to wonder if all these bible verses are coming out of the New World Order Bible the NVI because they sure aren’t coming out of my bible...but of course a lot of people don’t read the Catholic Bible, just the King James Version...”

Feel free to look them up:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/


79 posted on 03/06/2016 9:00:14 AM PST by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of infants, ruled by their emotion)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Are you sure the nation deserves much better, maybe we are getting exactly what we deserve!

In a country where a man could be a celebrity with that record of arrogance, crudeness and morally vacuous behavior, we are certainly getting exactly what we deserve by condoning it!


80 posted on 03/06/2016 9:01:11 AM PST by qman
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