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  • Grin and Bear it;)

    07/12/2018 10:51:49 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 25 replies
    email from a friend | 7/12/2018 | unknown
    Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied, "My husband's check book!!" A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?'" Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!" Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her." Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you...
  • This hilarious KFC soccer commercial looks exactly like Neymar's flopping

    07/06/2018 7:10:25 AM PDT · by C19fan · 14 replies
    Yahoo ^ | July 5, 2018 | Zach Pereles
    Much has been made of Neymar’s flopping during this World Cup. Brazil’s superstar has spent plenty of time on the ground writhing in agony — some warranted and some very much not. And his antics look a lot like a KFC South Africa commercial that was released upon the start of this year’s tournament. Neymar has spent 14 minutes on the ground Perhaps the most impressive advanced stat of this World Cup has been provided by Swiss TV station RTS Sport. According to RTS’ math, Neymar has spent 14 minutes’ worth of game time on the ground. Neymar has also...
  • Take a Break FRiends;)

    06/27/2018 10:34:22 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 23 replies
    Laugh Factory ^ | 6/27/2018 | multiple
    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it...
  • Watch: Firing Line with William F. Buckley Jr.: Is the World Funny?

    06/25/2018 3:29:59 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 28 replies
    You Tube ^ | 7/7/67
    Per Groucho, No.
  • Dozens of foreign ISIS brides have been sentenced to death in Iraq....

    05/26/2018 8:50:59 PM PDT · by caww · 94 replies
    news.com.au/world ^ | 5/23/2018 | unknown
    DOZENS of foreign ISIS brides are being sentenced to death in Iraq as the country exacts its revenge after three years of jihadi occupation. Pleading that they themselves are victims, the women were given 10 minutes to beg for their lives before judges decided their sentence. Many of them find little sympathy with the Iraqi judiciary and locals and are despised for their support of their militant husbands, who tore the country apart between 2014 and 2017. An estimated 1,900 French citizens and 40,000 foreigners who traveled 'to join' ISIS’s so-called caliphate in Iraq and Syria.
  • Laura Ingraham interviews pro-pot lawyer

    04/16/2018 9:52:44 PM PDT · by ADemocratNoMore · 8 replies
    TDT News, Youtube ^ | 4/17/18 | The Ingrahm Angle
    Laura Ingraham did a segment on her show tonight. One of the guests was a pro-pot lawyer from Denver. Segment starts at the 40:18 mark, guest comes on at the 42:11 mark. Hilarity ensues.
  • Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye

    04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT · by vannrox · 17 replies
    babylonbee ^ | April 10, 2018 | Mark Zuckerberg
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath. “Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning...
  • "I Like It, I Love It" - Remy's new video

    03/09/2018 4:48:46 PM PST · by Eric Pode of Croydon · 17 replies
    YouTube via Reason.com ^ | 8 March 2018 | Remy
    I Like It, I Love It
  • Tucker Carlson on Parenting

    03/04/2018 5:34:15 PM PST · by Auntie Mame · 8 replies
    Twitter ^ | 3/4/18 | Tucker Carlson via Philosophy Insights on Twitter
    I subscribe to Philosophy Insights on YouTube and this popped up in my email today as a new posting. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Tucker Carlson talks about his parenting style and if you want to truly laugh at something really hilariousclick the Youtube link at the top.
  • Joe Kennedy’s Drool Steals The Show (ROFL)

    01/31/2018 5:33:51 PM PST · by cba123 · 37 replies
    EEWWww. Gross out. Talk about a bumbling, funny debut. I'm sure you all heard about it already. But here is another clip. I don't think even Dan Quayle could do such an amazingly bad job, his first time out, way back when. What a disaster. :D
  • Q drop #29: Reason for cryptic format, North Korea is "directed", pedophiles

    01/20/2018 11:17:32 PM PST · by ransomnote · 387 replies
    qcodefag.github.io ^ | Oct 31 2017 | Q Anon
    Q drop #29 Oct 31 2017 23:13:10 Anonymous ID: grTMpzrL 147452214 Some things must remain classified to the very end. NK is not being run by Kim, he’s an actor in the play. Who is the director? The truth would sound so outrageous most Americans would riot, revolt, reject, etc. The pedo networks are being dismantled. The child abductions for satanic rituals (ie Haiti and other 3rd world countries) are paused (not terminated until players in custody). We pray every single day for God’s guidance and direction as we are truly up against pure evil.
  • Politically Correct Police Officer (Funny)

    01/13/2018 6:12:05 AM PST · by grayboots · 9 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/10/2018 | All Videos
    Just a little something to give some of you a chuckle this morning. Funny, but true!
  • Look! A Cool Post! (Friday Humor, cuz winning is funny)

    12/20/2017 4:34:04 PM PST · by Vendome · 21 replies
    Vanity | 12/20/2017 | Vendome
  • Save The Snowflakes: Stop Triggering Snowflakes! (Video)

    12/20/2017 6:42:55 AM PST · by Beave Meister · 7 replies
    MRCTV ^ | 12/19/2017 | Eric Scheiner
    A special message from savethesnowflakes.org. We sent crayons to help soothe your wounded soul, but we forgot to remove the offensive privileged colors. We sent bubbles to surround you, but their rainbow prism reflections didn’t accurately correspond to the diversity of the entire gender rainbow. We tried to distract you from political realities by using fairy tales – not realizing the hurt that would cause to those that identify as fairies. We worked to cover up statues of historical figures that offended you, but sometimes we did it with white sheets. And that was wrong.
  • Border Rally Brawl: Deputies accused of slow response to rally violence (San Diego)

    12/18/2017 5:08:18 PM PST · by Libloather · 6 replies
    SAN DIEGO (NEWS 8) – Sheriff’s Deputies have been accused of being slow to break up a violent brawl that broke out at a border wall rally in Otay Mesa over the weekend. On Tuesday, both sides shared their stories with the Citizen’s Law Enforcement Review Board. After hearing both sides of the border wall protest, the Citizen Review Board will now consider arguments made about how well deputies broke up the violence. “When he [border wall supporter] punched me in the cheek, the plastic broke and lacerated my face,” he said.
  • Saturday Snickers

    12/09/2017 3:52:43 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    email from a friend | 12/9/2017 | unknown
    Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake...even a typo...can make your life hell.   I recently penned a short, Romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one small "e".  No problem you might say.   Not so!  This tiny error has caused me to seek police protection to enter my own house.   I wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!”
  • Bored workers attempt to amuse themselves with a series of VERY creative pranks

    12/06/2017 7:40:59 AM PST · by mairdie · 28 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 6 December 2017 | Emily Chan
    Making it through the working day can feel like a struggle at times. And some bored employees have been trying to make their own fun in a bid to make the day go quicker. Hilarious photographs show workers trying to amuse themselves and others with their extremely creative pranks. While some seemed keen to do as little work as possible, others weren't fussed in putting in the extra effort - all in an attempt to raise a laugh...
  • Women and Estate Planning

    11/29/2017 5:18:46 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 3 replies
    funlovingfreeper | 11/29/2017 | unknown
    My buddy was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Tom wanted two things: • to learn how to invest his inheritance and, • to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll...
  • Dove Regrets Soap Ad Showing Black Woman Turning Into White Woman

    10/09/2017 4:59:23 PM PDT · by Bon mots · 48 replies
    Huffington Post ^ | October 9, 2017 | Rebecca Shapiro
    Dove has removed a Facebook ad that sparked outrage over the weekend for showcasing its body wash alongside a black woman who was shown pulling off her brown T-shirt to reveal a white woman wearing an ivory T-shirt. Screenshots of the ad went viral on social media after makeup artist and model Naomi Leann Blake posted them to her Facebook page on Friday.
  • These male jumping spiders evolved dance moves because the ladies ignore them

    10/05/2017 10:19:05 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 26 replies
    Popular Science ^ | Sara Chodosh
    This is the cutest that spider mating has ever been.You don’t often feel bad for spiders. But when a fuzzy, black-eyed jumping spider raises his green forearms into the air, wiggles his butt, and flashes his orange knees, only to have a lady spider literally turn around in the middle of his dance...what kind of monster doesn’t feel a pang of empathy? It doesn’t even matter that arachnids are unlikely to experience rejection and angst the way humans do—you feel for the little guy. It’s somehow worse once you know that male jumping spiders evolved this ability specifically to woo...