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  • Bill Clinton stares at Ariana Grande during Aretha Franklin funeral

    08/31/2018 11:04:01 AM PDT · by FrankLea · 63 replies
    Trending Views ^ | 8/31/2018 | Frank
    Creepy Bill Clinton has those googly eyes again!
  • The Song “Baby Got Back” Translated into Latin

    08/30/2018 6:03:59 AM PDT · by vannrox · 13 replies
    metallicman ^ | 30AUG18 | editorial staff
    “Baby Got Back“, also known as “I Like Big Butts”, is a hit rap song written and recorded by American rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot, from his album Mack Daddy. The song samples the 1986 Detroit techno single “Technicolor” by Channel One. This is a translation of it. Translation Here, we have it translated into Latin by Quislibet. There was additional support and clarity offered by Ukelele. I have found it hilarious, and thus have reprinted the translation here. Enjoy. Text Content De clunibus magnis amandis oratio Mixaloti equitis mehercle! (By Hercules!) Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt! (Rebecca, behold! Such large...
  • Explanation of a tragedy

    08/29/2018 11:25:03 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 11 replies
    email from a friend | 8/29/2018 | unknown
    Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So Mr Schumer asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'Incorrect,' said Schumer. 'That would be an accident.' <>A little girl...
  • If you love aviation this will so make your day!

    08/28/2018 7:46:40 AM PDT · by ICE-FLYER · 26 replies
    Awesome reporter!
  • "WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING" — A Bad Lip Reading

    08/23/2018 12:18:13 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 28 replies
    YouTube ^ | 8/23/2018 | Shmoyoho
    This is some really funny stuff. I laughed out loud several times, and I seldom do that... most of the time when I post LOL, I've only smiled very weakly..... but posting SVW doesn't have the same cachet.The best part about it is that these entertainers HAVE NOT INJECTED PARTISAN POLITICS into their work. It is refreshing, and allows everyone to enjoy it.SO ENJOY, ALREADY
  • Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel

    08/10/2018 4:28:28 PM PDT · by ncalburt · 32 replies
    The Guardian ^ | 8/10/2018
    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/police-in-germany-rescue-man-being-chased-by-baby-squirrel/ar-BBLLdLp?ocid=spartanntp
  • Grin and Bear it;)

    07/12/2018 10:51:49 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 25 replies
    email from a friend | 7/12/2018 | unknown
    Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied, "My husband's check book!!" A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?'" Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!" Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her." Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you...
  • This hilarious KFC soccer commercial looks exactly like Neymar's flopping

    07/06/2018 7:10:25 AM PDT · by C19fan · 14 replies
    Yahoo ^ | July 5, 2018 | Zach Pereles
    Much has been made of Neymar’s flopping during this World Cup. Brazil’s superstar has spent plenty of time on the ground writhing in agony — some warranted and some very much not. And his antics look a lot like a KFC South Africa commercial that was released upon the start of this year’s tournament. Neymar has spent 14 minutes on the ground Perhaps the most impressive advanced stat of this World Cup has been provided by Swiss TV station RTS Sport. According to RTS’ math, Neymar has spent 14 minutes’ worth of game time on the ground. Neymar has also...
  • Take a Break FRiends;)

    06/27/2018 10:34:22 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 23 replies
    Laugh Factory ^ | 6/27/2018 | multiple
    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it...
  • Watch: Firing Line with William F. Buckley Jr.: Is the World Funny?

    06/25/2018 3:29:59 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 28 replies
    You Tube ^ | 7/7/67
    Per Groucho, No.
  • Dozens of foreign ISIS brides have been sentenced to death in Iraq....

    05/26/2018 8:50:59 PM PDT · by caww · 94 replies
    news.com.au/world ^ | 5/23/2018 | unknown
    DOZENS of foreign ISIS brides are being sentenced to death in Iraq as the country exacts its revenge after three years of jihadi occupation. Pleading that they themselves are victims, the women were given 10 minutes to beg for their lives before judges decided their sentence. Many of them find little sympathy with the Iraqi judiciary and locals and are despised for their support of their militant husbands, who tore the country apart between 2014 and 2017. An estimated 1,900 French citizens and 40,000 foreigners who traveled 'to join' ISIS’s so-called caliphate in Iraq and Syria.
  • Laura Ingraham interviews pro-pot lawyer

    04/16/2018 9:52:44 PM PDT · by ADemocratNoMore · 8 replies
    TDT News, Youtube ^ | 4/17/18 | The Ingrahm Angle
    Laura Ingraham did a segment on her show tonight. One of the guests was a pro-pot lawyer from Denver. Segment starts at the 40:18 mark, guest comes on at the 42:11 mark. Hilarity ensues.
  • Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye

    04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT · by vannrox · 17 replies
    babylonbee ^ | April 10, 2018 | Mark Zuckerberg
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath. “Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning...
  • "I Like It, I Love It" - Remy's new video

    03/09/2018 4:48:46 PM PST · by Eric Pode of Croydon · 17 replies
    YouTube via Reason.com ^ | 8 March 2018 | Remy
    I Like It, I Love It
  • Tucker Carlson on Parenting

    03/04/2018 5:34:15 PM PST · by Auntie Mame · 8 replies
    Twitter ^ | 3/4/18 | Tucker Carlson via Philosophy Insights on Twitter
    I subscribe to Philosophy Insights on YouTube and this popped up in my email today as a new posting. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Tucker Carlson talks about his parenting style and if you want to truly laugh at something really hilariousclick the Youtube link at the top.
  • Joe Kennedy’s Drool Steals The Show (ROFL)

    01/31/2018 5:33:51 PM PST · by cba123 · 37 replies
    EEWWww. Gross out. Talk about a bumbling, funny debut. I'm sure you all heard about it already. But here is another clip. I don't think even Dan Quayle could do such an amazingly bad job, his first time out, way back when. What a disaster. :D
  • Q drop #29: Reason for cryptic format, North Korea is "directed", pedophiles

    01/20/2018 11:17:32 PM PST · by ransomnote · 387 replies
    qcodefag.github.io ^ | Oct 31 2017 | Q Anon
    Q drop #29 Oct 31 2017 23:13:10 Anonymous ID: grTMpzrL 147452214 Some things must remain classified to the very end. NK is not being run by Kim, he’s an actor in the play. Who is the director? The truth would sound so outrageous most Americans would riot, revolt, reject, etc. The pedo networks are being dismantled. The child abductions for satanic rituals (ie Haiti and other 3rd world countries) are paused (not terminated until players in custody). We pray every single day for God’s guidance and direction as we are truly up against pure evil.
  • Politically Correct Police Officer (Funny)

    01/13/2018 6:12:05 AM PST · by grayboots · 9 replies
    Youtube ^ | 1/10/2018 | All Videos
    Just a little something to give some of you a chuckle this morning. Funny, but true!
  • Look! A Cool Post! (Friday Humor, cuz winning is funny)

    12/20/2017 4:34:04 PM PST · by Vendome · 21 replies
    Vanity | 12/20/2017 | Vendome
  • Save The Snowflakes: Stop Triggering Snowflakes! (Video)

    12/20/2017 6:42:55 AM PST · by Beave Meister · 7 replies
    MRCTV ^ | 12/19/2017 | Eric Scheiner
    A special message from savethesnowflakes.org. We sent crayons to help soothe your wounded soul, but we forgot to remove the offensive privileged colors. We sent bubbles to surround you, but their rainbow prism reflections didn’t accurately correspond to the diversity of the entire gender rainbow. We tried to distract you from political realities by using fairy tales – not realizing the hurt that would cause to those that identify as fairies. We worked to cover up statues of historical figures that offended you, but sometimes we did it with white sheets. And that was wrong.