[MIchaelTArchangel]

Drop the chalupa!

[Vendome]

Stupid forker

[RetiredTexasVet]

In Texas; Tarrant, Harris, & Travis counties (and the major progressive holes residing therein) should be avoided at all costs.

[sparklite2]

Because everyone barbecues at three in the morning.

[smokingfrog]

Rule 51

[Wolfie]

So who made the “prowler with a knife” call to the police?

[17th Miss Regt]

So welcome back, baby, to the pork side of town....

[mr_griz]

Put down the tongs and step away from the grill...

[Two Kids' Dad]

So, accidental (or negligent) discharge of the shotgun and hit the shoulder of the bi-polar guy who’s off his meds. There are no winners in this situation. I hope Mr. Adams has a full and speedy recovery.

But it’s another example of a lesson I learned in my younger years: If you’re at home sleeping in the middle of the night instead of being out and about, your chances of getting in trouble are greatly diminished.

[Pirate Ragnar]

Right. Hold a BBQ fork at 3 AM and don’t listen to an officer’s commands. Bingo.

[Oztrich Boy]

"Courtney is girl's name"

[School of Rational Thought]

I recall that a barbecue fork was used to kill the dog in the movie “Signs”.

A pen to the jugular will kill, why wouldn’t big fork?