*** One day I will be rich enough to eat pizza ...with a fork, so I can eat only the toppings and cheese, not the bread so it’s low carb. ***
I am a toppings only pizza eater. I eat it the way you eat artichoke leaves, placing the pizza slice in your mouth, then through slightly clenched teeth, pulling the slice out, and scraping off the soft gooey toppings. Tear off the empty portion of the crust, or cut it off with your fork, and repeat with the rest of the slice.
It looks kind of wasteful, having a stack of empty crusts at the local pizza buffet.
