Rollo is here with the rest of the beer theories:
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.! ~ W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. ~ Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can! ~ Leo Durocher
If you stick your head between two breast implants are you technically in Silicon Valley?
Speaking of...
A friend is like a good bra... hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, never lets you down or leaves you hanging and is always close to your heart!!!
Revealed at long last... How grapes are really made:
Santa Claus has the right idea...
Visit people only once a year.
~Victor Borge
The making of a politician...
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
He later went on to become a member of Congress.
Recently received email:
- SEX BY CHAIN LETTER....IT WORKS!!!
I never send chain letters, but this one works.
You will be offered sex by simply passing it on! It's easy and INCREDIBLE!
Send 'OBAMA LOVES YOU' to ten recipients.
At least 9 will reply telling you to go f**k yourself.
OT and BTY - I recently received a FReepmail thanking me for my MONTHLY donation to FR. How about you?
To all dog lovers and wannabees:
This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.
She is 39 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook, and keeps a good house. Make your best offer.
