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To: Swordmaker

What is that thing - an iDildo?


11 posted on 05/03/2016 3:49:30 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: rockrr
What is that thing - an iDildo?

Uh, add electric to that, and drop the "I" and you've got it.

About five Christmasses ago, I walked into a Walmart near my house. . . As you walked into the entrance, in the line of special sale items, they had a couple of pallates of these in two different styles as "personal relaxing massage devices" on sale as "stocking stuffers" $12.97. . . You couldn't get close to either of the five foot high stacks of the products as people were grabbing several at a time! I heard matrons saying "My daughters are gonna love these!"

The pictures on the boxes showed a lovely model holding the vibrating head of the "personal relaxing massage device" up to her cheek, with a heavenly look on her face. LOL!

By the time I left twenty minutes later, the palattes were empty!

19 posted on 05/03/2016 4:02:51 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue..)
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To: rockrr
What is that thing - an iDildo?

Allegedly it is/was a 'neck' massager.

63 posted on 05/04/2016 7:55:00 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (#BlackOlivesMatter)
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