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Teen robber accidentally shoots self in groin, police say
The State ^
| 5.2.2016
| Kenny Ocker
Posted on 05/04/2016 5:16:30 AM PDT by Gamecock
TACOMA A 16-year-old boy’s plan to rob a pot dealer went awry Friday when he accidentally shot himself in the groin, court documents say.
Police responded to a 9:18 p.m. 911 report of someone screaming that they had shot themselves at 9330 59th Ave. SE in Lakewood, Wash., the records state.
Officers found the teenager with a gunshot wound through his left groin and left buttocks, and a robber mask nearby.
The teenager was taken to Madigan Army Medical Center at Joint Base Lewis-McChord, where a seven-hour operation repaired a fractured pelvis, fractured femur and severely damaged femoral artery, records state.
The teenager is being held on suspicion of committing first-degree robbery with a firearm sentencing enhancement and unlawful possession of a firearm.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:16:30 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Wow. A thug almost killed himself. Humph.
Say, who do y’all think Trump will choose as his running mate?
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:17:52 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
To: Gamecock
To quote my dad:
STUPID should hurt
Stupid SHOULD hurt
Stupid should HURT
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:20:09 AM PDT
by
taxcontrol
( The GOPe treats the conservative base like slaves by taking their votes and refuses to pay)
To: Gamecock
Should have let him exsanguinate. Waste of medical care
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:20:10 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Gamecock
That’s too funny.
Those white thugs just don’t know how to handle a firearm. The perp was white, right?
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:21:14 AM PDT
by
MichaelCorleone
(Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
To: Gamecock
I never did like appendix carry.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:22:30 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Yo-Yo
With out a holster for sure
To: Gamecock
Armed robbery? Of a pot dealer? In a state where pot is legal?
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:23:24 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Democrats are mean-spirited racists who don't care about our children.)
To: riverrunner
Too bad he can still reproduce.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:24:43 AM PDT
by
Mouton
(The insurrection laws maintain the status quo now.)
To: Vaquero
Doesn’t exsanguination require a permit?
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:25:17 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(Why is John McCain no longer referred to as "THE MAVERICK"?)
To: Gamecock
The teenager went to put the gun back into his pants and the weapon fired a bullet through his leg. You see that in the movies all the time. In real life, however, it apparently doesn't work that well. Especially after one shoots themselves in the ass.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:26:00 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
To: Gamecock
The perp was heard to utter, “I’d give my left nut to...”
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:28:01 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
To: Vaquero
In one sense it is a good use of military medical care.
Military docs/nurses and medics need to keep their wartime skills honed for future deployments. That’s one reason the military runs civilian trauma centers.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:28:23 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
To: Hot Tabasco
It’s a state by state choice......how much they bleed you dry.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:29:07 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Covenantor
To: Yo-Yo
The Yankee Marshal on youtube has a video entitled “appendix carry: because who really needs two testicles?” It’s a scream.
CC
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:30:07 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: Gamecock
Now shoot the right one and you can have a get out of jail free card.
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:30:08 AM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.)
To: Gamecock
...and a robber mask nearby. Where do they sell those???
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:30:46 AM PDT
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
He left his buttocks nearby? Does this mean he shot his a$$ off?
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posted on
05/04/2016 5:34:27 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Destroy Islam and its followers. The civilization you save may be your own.)
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