How To Write A Good Opus

blueunicorn6 | 5/13/2016 | blueunicorn6

[philman_36]

Is a "Should I Stay or Should I Go" query thread a prerequisite or simply an option?

[MayflowerMadam]

Yes! LibbyLu’s was THE. BEST. OPUS. EVER.

“DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!” hahaha

[SomeCallMeTim]

I think it should be “Opi”.

Thanks BlueU.

I recently considered writing an Opus. It was going to be part of an over-arching plan to fake my own death and collect on my life insurance.

I eventually gave up on the idea... for two reasons:

1) I’m too lazy to do it, and
2) I’m pretty sure my wife would not share the money with me.

[blueunicorn6]

It’s an option.

Like a moonroof.

Or a smokescreen generator like in James Bond’s car or my old Honda when that ring went bad.

[Spunky]

Are those red high-heels still in your closet or did you finally catch her? :-)

[uncitizen]

Dave Berry, is that you? I’ve missed ya!

[philman_36]

Like a moonroof.

[Organic Panic]

Just say, “I’m outta here.”

[trebb]

I like it, but perhaps you might have included “Another Somebody’s Done Somebody Wrong Song” in the list of mood music....

[Nacho Bidnith]

Where was this helpful guide when Libbylu needed it?

01/30/2016 6:58:36 PM PST · by libbylu · 969 replies

You are all freaking low class jerks. The Heidi thread has been pulled multiple times. Free Republic has become trump derangement central. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BUNCH OF CONSERVATIVES SO PICKY, PETTY AND STUPID - STUPID FREAKING LOSERS YOU DAMN DEFEND TRUMP AS IF HE WERE A FREAKING BABY BECAUSE HE IS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

[Nacho Bidnith]

When the subject of opus comes to mind, Libbylunatic’s is the one I think of too, but you beat me to it.

I suppose when one thinks of the potential for their opus, seeing that more than one person thinks yours is memorable is a good thing.

[BenLurkin]

Well.....bye.

[PJBankard]

I think you missed the point. It’s a thread on how to write them, not an Opus in of itself.

[central_va]

The plural would be opuii?

[BenLurkin]

That’s okay. I didn’t read it.

[central_va]

The key to a good Opus is drama. Always ask for the zot at the end.

[ken in texas]

Good old A+Bert... those were the days. ;-)

[Lazamataz]

This was pretty funny :)

[COBOL2Java]

I think that you should wear flannel pajamas with footies in them. They're comfortable and warm and flannel will easily absorb all the tears you will be crying as you lay out your guts for everyone to see.

Or you could cry into your hot cocoa mug...

[blueunicorn6]

Thanks Laz. Have a good one.