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Has Anybody Seen My Shovel?
blueunicorn6 | 5/28/2016 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 05/28/2016 6:15:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6

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41 posted on 05/28/2016 9:35:04 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: blueunicorn6

Here’s your shovel.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IyQOw-_H4yE


42 posted on 05/28/2016 9:45:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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The brown acid is bad, man.


43 posted on 05/28/2016 10:23:57 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Is this an opus?


44 posted on 05/28/2016 10:28:39 PM PDT by matthew fuller (Kerry, Barry, and Cankles need to be hung by their heels, after trial and conviction for Treason!)
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Matthew fuller wrote:

“Is this an opus?”

Opus? No, bill the cat walked on blueunicorn’s keyboard....


45 posted on 05/29/2016 4:31:33 AM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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To: knarf

Me too!!


46 posted on 05/29/2016 5:58:35 AM PDT by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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“A 1966 Ford Mustang. A convertible. What the heck does a squirrel do with a convertible? Drive in parades with the town beauty queen?”

No silly. They put low-pro gangsta wheels on it, polish it up real fine and find a 400lb. ‘queen’ in a thong to twerk out the window while they ride down the strip of Myrtle Beach to honor the fallen dead on Memorial Weekend.


47 posted on 05/29/2016 6:16:42 AM PDT by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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No Murder Involved: Vancouver Crow Steals Knife From Crime Scene

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3434855/posts


48 posted on 05/29/2016 6:38:45 AM PDT by VA Voter
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shovels— they’re right there and if they were a snake they’d have bit you


49 posted on 05/29/2016 6:41:15 AM PDT by georgiegirl
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My squirrels plant stuff in the flower pots. the shovel I have was bought new because my grandfathers shovel had the point rounded and was hard to dig with.

Of course I always apply bees wax to all my too l handles in case I leave them out in the rain. When I moved to washington DC, a colleague took me to lunch oned day in his new ‘64 mustang convertible. It was white and had red interior. It also had air conditioning. I couldn’t figure out why you needed air conditioning in a convertible. I can’t remember what we had for lunch

Of course the squirrels are one thing but the chipmunks are something of a problem. one comes in the house. He’s ok in my office by insists on running the full length of the House to the bath room. I,have no clue what he finds there. After a few minutes he comes right back and leaves. I don’t really mind but it drives my wife crazy

The small hole I dug yesterday with the well waxed shovel handle produced a hearts bursting with love that my wife plated. It was in the ground and not in the new pot bought for the 15 year old Jade plant that was not doing at all well in the old pot


50 posted on 05/29/2016 6:45:16 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....Opabinia can teach us a lot)
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To: georgiegirl

Ooooow good one.
Once I started taking a hoe off rack in garage. Looked again it was a large black snake hanging down So the snake was left to do her mousing!


51 posted on 05/29/2016 8:58:37 AM PDT by hoosiermama (1238 Under budget. Ahead of schedule! Go TRUMP GO)
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