Amazon jaguar shot dead after Olympic torch ceremony

reuters ^ | 06/21/2016

[headsonpikes]

Headline should have been “Gunga Done!”

[GeorgiaDawg32]

Favalas and the red line.

Look it up. Ain’t no way in he*l I’d go having to run that 13 mile gauntlet.

[headsonpikes]

Jeez...”Ginga Done”

apologies to Kipling...

[knarf]

That's just plain dumb imagery ...

Can you hear the producers talking it out ...

"I don't know ... how about the guy kneeling with the lit torch"

"Hmmmm ... need some background, some flavor"

"OK ... how a militasry platoon or something?"

"Yeah that might be OK, but it's missing something ..."

"An elephant ... or an American eagle ... or .... HEY, I GOT IT !!!"

"What about a live jaguar ?!"

"By JOVE, I think you've GOT TIT ! "

[GeorgiaDawg32]

or Phil the Groundhog.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

"Drive-by triathlete"

So many options to choose from to get the three.

1) Run to the car 2) fastest to load and rack 3) first to unload the firearm 4) fastest car race against the police 5) fastest footrace.

I'm sure there are more, but how do you choose just 3?

[skr]

Jaguars can kill by biting into their prey’s skull. Can’t blame the person who did the shooting, since the tranquilizer wasn’t working fast enough.

[castlegreyskull]

I bet they will dedicate the Olympics to the jaguar.

[Newtoidaho]

Imagine all of the new shooting events they could have held, all without building any new venues.

[EDINVA]

when all it really needed was more cowbell!

[combat_boots]

Poor thing

[Sarah Barracuda]

Was an assault weapon used/sarc

[E. Pluribus Unum]

They still might.

[Don W]

This person hosts "Paint Nite" Sunday afternoons at my favourite watering hole.

[Oztrich Boy]

Then a cop would have taken more than a single shot to kill a dog.

[EDINVA]

From what I’ve read, due to the way cops in Chicago believe they’ve been (mis)treated by the politicians there, and the feral population, they are all but on strike. Why risk life and limb for that? I wouldn’t, would you?

[Joe 6-pack]

“Summer Olympics could have gone to Chicago”

You’re just begging for somebody to post this link, aren’t you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsvLr5YFgHE

[Cyclone59]

mmmm, let’s put a wild animal near fire... What a bunch of dipsh!ts

[Daffynition]

[publius911]

believe they’ve been (mis)treated by the politicians there, and the feral population, they are all but on strike. Why risk life and limb for that? I wouldn’t, would you?

Hell no!

Either the fat-ass politicians will prosecute you for "brutality," under pressure from the thug culture, or the thug culture will kill you directly, or sue you into permanent unemployed poverty.

Lose-lose-lose.

Let the dysfunctional gibesmedat thugs police themselves.