Posted on 07/07/2016 2:20:53 PM PDT by Oratam
Manhattan hedge fund bro Brett Barna allegedly took it upon himself to trash a $20 million mansion with his annual, unfortunately-dubbed #Sprayathon party.
There were 1,000 guests in attendance. There were "scores of bikini-clad women and costumed gun-toting midgets," according to the NY Post.
Barna apparently name-dropped his boss, billionaire hedge fund manager Louis Bacon, when booking the Airbnb, and implied the event would have something to do with the Robin Hood Foundation.
Regardless of what charity the party was purportedly supporting, the property owner said that "the only animals there were the people, a thousand of them." He told the Post: "They drowned themselves in Champagne, they had midgets they threw in the pool, they broke into the house, trashed the furniture, art was stolen, we found used condoms. So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit."
(Excerpt) Read more at gothamist.com ...
I’m envisioning a sort of sombrero to hold the chips, with an indented top for salsa, or is that stereotyping?
To clean the crawlspace.
Stop it, you’re killing me.
5.56mm
“It’s a little decadent, but...”
I see what you did there.
We don’t have a crawlspace, but if we did, Frank could do it. He can also get into a house through the dog door, if necessary.
The basic design of a chips-and-sauce (or vegetables and dip) tray is sombrero-like.
;-).
One very bizarre consequence of the Fed’s 8 year easy money policy?
An underrated way of gaining extra income.
It’s a lot more personable than putting a chips-and-dip tray on a stick and mounting it on a Roomba, you must admit.
I think I see a costumed, gun-toting midget on the second level deck, down at the far end of the house by the octagonal tower, looks a little like a Jedi Knight.
I know a guy who was at this party. I asked him if the coverage was over-hyped or under-hyped to protect the people who were there. He said under.
Sometimes, Joel, you just have to say “what the f*ck”
I think you may be much too influenced by 80’s movies.
“Hello. Midgets-to-Go, where no job is too small. How may I direct your call?”
Quite.
LOL!
I’d pass since I’m not a joiner and don’t care for loud obnoxious crowds.
I think I see a costumed, gun-toting midget on the second level deck...
Spot the midget. That’s always a fun party game.
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