Last night relief pitcher Mel Famey, who hadn’t pitched in weeks, was sneaking a few brews in the bullpen.
Unexpectedly, he was called to the mound, but was so tipsy he walked four batters in a row, losing the game.
On the way to the showers, the opposing team noticed the empty beer cans, and one of them said:
” That’s the beer that made Mel Famey walk us.”
While her zoo exhibit was being remodeled, a wildebeest had to put up with all the materials being stored around her while the workers were out on strike. One morning, they noticed all the new ceramic walls and flooring of her cage had been installed. The zookeeper noted, “She’s a typical gnu, and a tiler too”
Mel Famey: Took me 3 tries, but i did finally get it. Bravo!