While her zoo exhibit was being remodeled, a wildebeest had to put up with all the materials being stored around her while the workers were out on strike. One morning, they noticed all the new ceramic walls and flooring of her cage had been installed. The zookeeper noted, “She’s a typical gnu, and a tiler too”
Lura and her husband were on summer vacation in the mountains of Russia. One day, Lura decided to do some nude sunbathing on her balcony, but fell asleep and got a bad sunburn on her butt. The next day they were scheduled to go on a horseback tour of the mountains. The couple discussed whether they should go or come up with an fake excuse so they would get their money back from the tour operator. They asked the hotel doctor, who took a look at her sunburn, and said “Tour all Ural, Lura? Too raw, Lura. Lie”