Posted on 08/18/2016 6:15:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
A man passes away and finds himself face to face with Saint Peter in front of the pearly gates. Behind him is a large wall full of clocks.
“What’s up with the clocks?” the man asks.
“Each clock is dedicated to one person and indicates the number of lies they have told in their life” explains Saint Peter.
“This one, for instance, is Mother Teresa’s. It hasn’t moved because she never told a lie”.
“This one over here is Abraham Lincoln’s. It reads 12:10 because he only lied twice”.
Hmmm, thought the man. “Where is Hillary Clinton’s clock?”
“Jesus has it in his office. It’s his ceiling fan.”
hehehehe good one.
Cute one
To which the donut shop owner replied, “Nah, I’ll just take your word for it. Ewwwww!”
hahahahah exactly
LOL!!!
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