Posted on 08/18/2016 6:15:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
A man passes away and finds himself face to face with Saint Peter in front of the pearly gates. Behind him is a large wall full of clocks.
“What’s up with the clocks?” the man asks.
“Each clock is dedicated to one person and indicates the number of lies they have told in their life” explains Saint Peter.
“This one, for instance, is Mother Teresa’s. It hasn’t moved because she never told a lie”.
“This one over here is Abraham Lincoln’s. It reads 12:10 because he only lied twice”.
Hmmm, thought the man. “Where is Hillary Clinton’s clock?”
“Jesus has it in his office. It’s his ceiling fan.”
hehehehe good one.
Cute one
To which the donut shop owner replied, “Nah, I’ll just take your word for it. Ewwwww!”
hahahahah exactly
LOL!!!
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