Posted on 08/30/2016 7:34:49 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
I read an article this morning on Free Republic about an outbreak of Flaming Mice in Walla Walla, Washington. The last time something like this happened was the Great Flaming Possum Outbreak in Toadsuck, Arkansas. I still have nightmares about that.
It appears that flaming mice were running around Walla Walla catching things on fire. As if Walla Walla didn't already have enough things to worry about. Hillary Clinton could be President and flaming mice are running around making toasted cheese sandwiches. Personally, I'd rather have the flaming mice.
The old saying goes that, "When life gives you lemons, make toasted cheese sandwiches, er, I mean, lemonade."
We need to find some good uses for flaming mice.
Let's see......flaming mice.....mice on fire.....hot mousies.....
Entertainment at children's birthday parties! No more clowns going through your wife's underwear drawer. Flaming mice! Give one to each kid!
A way to get rid of bad neighbors!
"Release the flaming mice!"
Watch that unmowed grass go up in flames! You'll probably find five or six classic cars!
Weapons of war!
You could parachute little burning mouses into the enemy's rear area. Except for North Korea. Burning mice is one of the entrees in their version of the MRE. Don't need hot sauce with that one. Or a warming packet.
Well, as you can plainly see, there are probably a bazillion uses for burning mice. We haven't even touched on the energy saving potential of using burning mice.
A romantic dinner for two with your sweetie with a couple of burning mousies to provide that romantic glow?
Roasting rodents used to heat up that morning cup of coffee? Probably would add to the taste.
"Try our new mouse blend! It'll wiggle your whiskers!"
There's a silver lining to every dark storm cloud and a golden glow to every flaming mouse!
I post daily motivation quotes on my dry erase board and my quote for the day is -
If life gives you Melons - You may be dyslexic
The problem with the Bat Bomb was that it could only be used at night.
Mouse munitions are a 24 hour a day weapon.
Die Flammen Fledermaus!
LGBT mice?
Since it’s Walla Walla, WA., they’ll eventually need to be concerned with flaming Sasquatches!
(”Hellloooo! Growl.”)
Those mice aren't gay; they're merely sensitive, and with an eye for window treatments.
Ping. That is all.
“Toadsuck, Arkansas”
I went through there on the way to Ballsweat,MS!
On a side note, a Chinese migrant, Ting Tang,
in Walla Walla was trying to use the Bing search engine when his computer exploded. This became known locally as
the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
I don’t know what all this is about, but “Flaming Mice” is a pretty good band name.
One of the best songs ever.
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